The Jackson FIX

I’m only entertaining an experienced grain of salt that turns my head, in no way can I accept two first round grains of salt.

There is a small chance it is Bailey in a wig.

8am this morning at Demon House. One of 2 things happening here; Bailey Humphrey (little fella) has arrived at which point JT has thrown his toys out of the cot upon the realisation that he isn’t getting any new draft toys Little fella is actually the work experience kid (and not Bailey) and JT is rushing back to his laptop upon being informed that he needs to find some generational talent with picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL draft.

The behaviour from some on here is odd. Can’t wait until trade period is over so they can start blaming something else for their general unhappiness.

Any advice on how I upload a photo from my phone that satisfies the <270b limit on Demonland? I’ve been on Humparazzi duty today.

long shot I’m sure but will there be another bbq today? 🤞

Was this post from the toilet again? Or did you make it out?

People are starting to believe things that were just never said.

The Trade Whsiperer (on X) just claimed the Merrett saga could get really nasty quickly / essentially Merrett threatening to reveal a bunch of bad stuff about Essendon if he isn’t granted a trade. This is starting to look worse than the Dees’ troubles with Oliver and Trac last year.

Demonland just peaked.

Delicious irony that whilst celebrating the removal of ‘the mole’ within the club, we’re simultaneously eagerly awaiting leaked information from the club to be shared at a Sunday afternoon bbq

Ollie Florent being dangled by Sydney in a bid to try and land Curnow. Has pace, in the age bracket we’re looking to bolster. Could be a cheap option for us

Appears the petulant actions of a slightly-disgruntled young fella told he isn’t going anywhere. I’d imagine radio silence in public forums would be advised by MFC/manager if he was meaningfully trying to get out and had requested a trade.

Trac for Trac and a swap of 4th round picks might get that over the line?

Starting to look forward to shouting ‘THROW!’ Every time he flicks the ball out

Please show me where we stated this. The truth-bending on demonland is out of control at the moment.

A silver lining for us all.

Remove the 2026 1st rounder and you’re pretty close to predicting what will happen I reckon

Give it a rest ffs.

You’re doing this for impressions, aren’t you DL?

I’m hearing Dimma has locked Bailey in a cupboard at his mum’s house.

Like many on here, I think you’re in for a VERY rude shock.

So we would look at it if 2 but not if 7+8?? From what I know of this pool I’d prefer two of the group available at 7+8 than 1 of Duursma/CDT/Robey. If Duursma went at 1 (likely) then it is pretty much the bolter Robey at 2 as I couldn’t see us taking a young ruckman (especially when we’ve committed to Kalani).

Many would argue that pick 17 in last year’s draft had a better year (in his first season) than Humphrey had last year. Statistically similar years in many ways.

I wonder if he’s aware yet he’ll have to move out of his Camberwell house if he plays for GWS