The Jackson FIX

I wonder if PowerPoint is still the presentation du jour? Or are they onto canva presos these days?!

Explains why Greeny is desperate to see out the process

I never thought Tom Cruise’s behaviour would become a system of measurement on Demonland. But here we are. Or aren’t.

Dees admin still frantically trying to find out which island and which bloody hostel Ange Postecoglou is staying in so we can fax him an invite

I’d be shocked if his severance deal with the club didn’t have solid non-disclosure clauses

Max would either be relieved that Liam wouldn’t be sitting on him in games or nervous Liam could be sitting on him at training

This is my concern. Smith has been silent. No quote claiming Caro’s stories are bs, no defence of the recent decisions from Green/board, no story stating he is, in actual fact, joining on date ‘x’. Nothing. I worry he might not be coming on board at all. And if he is, why is he letting this narrative so easily destabilise the world he will take over?

Unless <insert new coach> thinks they’re a problem

Screams governance up top, Garry Lyon below the collar

Sock-less too, surely.

As the boys said on the pod, if we hadn’t had a conversation with anyone prior to sacking Goody they’d be accusing us of not having our ducks in a row. I reckon corners of the media are dirty they weren’t onto this much earlier and now they’re just spraying bullets.

Warms the heart Possibly more to play out but if I was a betting person I’d say they’ve already agreed commercials and a date to announce it (prelim final week).

Warms the heart

We played our best footy in the era of Covid top-ups

Maybe a re-brand for the footy club is the answer? I know a guy

Firstly, shame on you for making me read a Jon Ralph article. That bloke hurts my eyeballs and earballs in equal amounts. Secondly, it is Jon Ralph.

A bit harsh - they are on record as saying they think list needs a different voice and it is rumoured the board still think we have a finals list. Roos saying we can win flag doesn’t make it true.

Had a quiet chuckle when she said “it was also reported on 3AW rumour files”… lolll

Caro doing her best to whip up some nasty headwinds along the path too

Bugger. I was desperate to hear what Binman is going to wear to his first board meeting

My guess is that terms are already broadly agreed and have been so for some time. It’s a guess before people start jumping down my throat!

Who is to say they haven’t had a first round of discussions but we just don’t know about them? I understand some don’t trust the club and want full transparency BUT it is naive to think that things like discussions/interviews aren’t happening (or have happened a long time ago) behind closed doors

Just because Caroline Wilson hasn’t reported that a panel has been formed which includes a ‘respected ex player’ doesn’t mean a ‘process’ hasn’t occurred /is underway. Just like player punch-ons at steak restaurants, some things are best kept under wraps.