The Jackson FIX

Let me know if you find somewhere that will take the bet. Early Norm markets typically pop up mid-season and I think they mightn’t let you multi Norm-into-premier in a future as they are related bets. Like the bet though so let me know if I’m wrong!

Trac signs monster deal promoting magnesium powder on Instagram to cure the associated aches and pains that come with carrying a premiership cup

Nah.

Travis Johnston perfectly credentialed.

My understanding is he is filthy about the pile on ‘brand Petracca’… but he is similarly filthy about the state of the club… Believe he has privately reached out to a few outside player circles he trusts/cares about stating this. This was last night but from the sounds there was a sense he was now in for the fight

I’ve spotted her shopping at Yarraville Coles - if she’s elitist, she’s not doing a great job of it.

Were the players told?

Would remove us from the headlines for a few minutes at least

‘I haven’t spoken to Trac or his family’… well, we have our scapegoat now (if that is what we want).

The club hasn’t yet offered him a contract, nor have they delisted him. I wonder if that is because they’re waiting to see if they can land a key forward (which would send Petty back and result in Tommo being surplus to requirements) or if they’re anticipating a trade with StK, helping them avoid diluting Battle compo

Plenty of example of plays like this that don’t come off in year 1 but they settle and turn out ok.

Do all high tackles/bumps that go to the tribunal get classified as ‘rough conduct’ as Kozzie’s has?

That’s not true. I think a) the style of football that group was built to play is becoming less effective in the modern game and b) there are ENORMOUS question marks on whether the two most critical players in that mix will get back to anywhere near their best. That’s why I’ve given up on them. They need some help.

You’ve got your head in red-and-blue sand if you think we don’t have significant issues in the middle of the ground.

Was playing his best footy - as were Freo - when he was rucking one-out with Darcy on the sidelines… was shocked they paired him with that no-name ruckman last night (although we should go after that no-name given the state of our back-up rucking situation)

Will be a very good player when the consistency comes but by then Windsor will be a star of the comp.

Gomez Addams one would be a real collectors item if Norf had any supporters

I reckon Tim Lamb would be quietly happy with this outcome.

We’d have 36 tall forwards on the list, we’d have KPIs centred around ‘kicking the bloody thing’ but there would be ongoing indecision about whether the coach is the right person for the job.

I’m pragmatic and understand the value of a higher draft pick but a win is more important this time around in building belief for this group and giving them a sense of unity before they head into their next pre-season

People who measure leadership by media presence are naive. Eddie McGuire’s loud mouth shouldn’t be our benchmark for successful presidential leadership. There are a lot of complex things happening in our club right now. The Lawrence stuff, finding a home / lobbying for funding and all the player stuff we’re well aware of. I couldn’t confidently say she is a good or bad leader but that is because a lot of those items are unresolved. I’ll judge her when those items are resolved OR if they aren’t resolved soon. I won’t be judging her on how often I hear her voice.

Lynch makes a lot of sense… huge money owed to him on a back-ended contract so we’d need to cough something decent up if we want them to help pay.

I’ve read enough of Demonland to be CERTAIN that this development means our dynasty window has re-opened.

Wright confirmed not returning to Collingwood. How long before the ‘Wright IN, Richardson OUT’ chat begins?

Humphrey had 8 touches at 50% yesterday. He looked very ordinary.