Neil Crompton

Have a look at the “Ben brown shaves his head” thread.

Any chance we might get the MFC website updated? We have players without pictures and bios that are 2 or 3 years out of date. We couldn’t get that updated even with Benny G around - what chance now? Who is in charge of this anyway?

What’s the upside for Spargo and ANB you talk about? Spargo hopefully has some, but I very much doubt ANB does. I think Chandler has the greater upside - but we won’t know for sure till he’s given a decent chance (and I don’t mean as the sub).

This is Melbourne you are talking about - probably end up being cool and wet.

He’s certainly mellowed, which is great to see. Always excellent content in his analysis.

Didn’t see you mention Joel Smith either in rehabbers or absent. Was he finally in the main group then?

Could you have gotten any closer to Riv, WCW? And who knows what the hell Langers must think!

Why not?

And outshone them all I bet.

Yep, really seriously deranged.

In his head it’s not post football yet, obviously.

Good luck to him for at least giving it a go. Wish him the best.

4 f’ing byes!!!!

Glad you got back on the horse WCW.

Much thanks to Demonland, DeelightfulPlay and DeeSpencer for your match sim reporting. Almost as good as being there.

Hang on. BBO is really my uncle?

What, just because WCW is good looking she gets favourable protection from you on this thread? I don’t think that is very fair to those of us that are not so good looking. As for appearing normal, you have been taken in by this devious woman. But while seriously deranged, she does have a good heart, and it is for that reason, and that reason alone that she deserves our care and respect - not because she is good looking. I didn’t think you were so shallow Red.

The bloke with the multi coloured hair - behind your right shoulder - is who I imagine BBO to look like, hence my statement.

She is to the left front of BBO.

What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

Perhaps they are, but are silenced by a non disclosure agreement.

Picket for MFC media manager - wouldn’t that be a hoot! I can foresee a few cheese platters being spilt at the thought of it, but if anyone can fill Benny Gibsons big shoes it’s PF! How do we vote him in?

It’s going to be a bloody long year if we have to read “will he or won’t he” all season long. As tomorrow is promised to no man (or woman), I suggest that instead of worrying, we just sit back and enjoy this excitement machine for as long as we have him. We know that the club will do all they can to keep him. He is such a rare talent, I just want to watch him play football - preferably in a Melbourne jumper obviously, but I’d watch him whatever team he played with.

I hear that Gus is now advising Kozzy on his contract renewal. And he couldn’t be in better hands if that rumour is true. If so, I expect an official re-signing announcement on the Gus and Gawny show towards the end of this coming season.

Awfully hard to only pick 23 at this point in time. I’m hoping the AFL change the rules in the next month to increase player numbers from 23 to 30! That would make me happy. Until then my humble 23 is as follows: B. Rivers May Lever HB. Brayshaw Petty Salem C. Langdon. Petracca Hunter HF. Sparrow TMac Jordon F. Pickett JVR Fritsch R. Gawn Oliver. Viney INT. Grundy. Bowey. Hibbert. Schache. Chandler