John Demonic

Herald Sun couldn't let Cal Twomey's Gettable website/podcast get all the traffic.

I know people hate fantasy points and all that, but he's also about 60% of his previous footy fantasy ratings, for the year. $570k when you'd expect him at his best to be $900-1100k. Massive drop off, for various reasons. When he's fit and firing again, we'll have another superstar that leads the comp in various stats- rebuilding shmebuilding Kane Cornes!

With Lukosius and Houston pinging it from outside 50, we won't need a forward line

Peter Walsh to Port? I must've missed that one. As a kid, he was there and then he was not haha. Though I do remember being disappointed that we only got pick 10(?) for Scott Thompson who looked like he would be our best player for a decade

Assess his options in Melbourne? So he's going to chat with each line coach and decide which position he wants to play?

Hire Plugger as goal kicking forward coach?

F off Fairfax - Another swipe at our club/players. You've become a celebrity gossip rag ever since Ch9 took over and dumbed you down.

And we'll always have the block function

None of this is new. We've all known this and Morris is just reporting it closer to the trade period to stir it up for obvious reasons.

He must've had something sticky on his hands

The has to be one of the best posts on demonland.

They'll probably extend Nicks out to 2028 too

Showdown and potential Dead rubber for Swans... Not out of the question

The analogy was made because you made the silly mistake of conflating one games performance with his overall value, by snarkily quoting past conversations, asking how he played. Also he played well, had some great laser passes and he'd be a great addition to our team at the right cost. The conversation should rightly shift to his value and how much we'd be prepared to give up, we're past the point of "not the kick we need in the team', because it's clear the club is head hunting him and does think he is.

It's snowing today, where are all those global warmers now?

What? I did not say "Lalor looks a talent - just 8 disposals though ? " I can only see that he's rubbing his tackle in that blokes noggin

The Saints play Geelong and Carlton after Richmond. That sucks

"Got thru the Oliver tackle" Yeah it was like being brushed with a piece of paper

Jesus Horn Francis is going to cook Oliver if he's playing at full forward

Disco Turnover 🕺💃

Jaeger o'smeara by foot. Worst advantage and inside 50 at a critical moment, you've ever seen.

"Just trying to contest, no malice in it" Said every single ex footballer in the commentary box ever.

Loves rubbing it into the opposition by the looks of that thumbnail

The Cats are going to win the flag aren't they. We can't have nice things anymore

Or just take their forward