Uncle Fester

K-Rock. Worst coach in the history of the game giving comments and telling everyone how he'd do things. FMD

'Selwood ducks the head... play on is the call...' Sigh As if it was going to be any different

Against us or for us?

Yep. Billy is very much the smiling assassin. Gets the job done, and you don't really notice what an impact he had until you see the stats and / or watch the replay. Sorta like Clarries hands

OK. Didn't see it that way, but if so... hey, he gets they nice guy award from the world and the 'you're a smart boy' from the club. Nice

Ugly, but undefeated. I'll take it

As much I hated Hogan saying touched, I loved it. A batsman walking. Sportsman.

Lost all cohesion and composure...

Getting worse by the moment

I'm buying my meat from Tyson. Best butcher I've seen. *sigh*

We are trying to be too clever rather than hard and tough at it. Should be 6 goals up

Not a fan of Milkshake. Not best 22 IMO

Deep breaths. Just need a little composure. Otherwise we are dominating.

And tingles...

If Trac can have a day out a couple of times this year, in the way he did against Carlton in the pre-season, then I'll crow. Until then it's cameos and potential. Don't get me wrong - he has all the tools, and I have very high hopes for him, but he needs to show it for 4 q's regularly. (Hoping tomorrow is the start of it!)

Hawks and Swans... yeah Pies not so much

Coz of so much pain, Jimbo. So much pain. I think if we bring our A game we will smash them. But, like you, I worry we'll bring our C game. What is it? MFCSS or something like that?

I think Tracc and Clarry are going to give us highlight reels for many years... usually one setting up the other... Thank the ghost of Norm that Picket rang the club and talked them into picking him.

We miss Howe... two turnovers in 5 seconds. We need him back.

They are great. Two games in a row won and they are gonna win the flag. Two games in a row lost and the coach, players and board must go. A wonderfully emotional lot that makes the rest of the passionate look balanced. The Ben Cousins rally was the best. That was the tail wagging the dog. Great to see, and so glad it wasn't us.

OK. Your call. All I can tell you is that when I fill out a census, under religion I always write MFC

Not stupid. True believers.

We have faith like no other. If you are still around after the 70's, early mid 80's, the last decade and the horror of two GF smashings... well, you are probably rusted on. I know I am.

Gawn in the forwardline, backline, wing, centre... wherever is a massive asset. Spencer is insurance. No slight on Jake, but Gawn is AA and Spencer is, at the best, serviceable. Gawn plays everytime he's fit. Spencer waits until he's not.

I have a couple of Collingwood supporting mates (yeah, I know... shoot me now) and for the last decade they'd rag me about living in the past, QB is your GF... blah blah blah... but when we started beating them... well, the tone has changed. Now they are talking up the importance of QB, and how they will get revenge this year. It's their GF at the moment. Or at least SF with Anzac as the GF. As an aside I'd always love when they say it's our GF. I reply that our GF's against them brought us six flags and them one. Real GF's. They go quiet at that point.