Uncle Fester

Deep Heat?

What is this we business, white man?

I can't say I'm that fussed. If he goes we will do well out of it. If he stays we will do well out of it. I have (for the first time in a very long time) faith in the people running the club.

We are a top 4 side. If you had have told me that in 2013 we'd be up there with the big boys in 5 years, I would have laughed in your face.

I'm enjoying telling them that it should have been a free

I don't know what I feel. I really don't. I go from calm and relaxed to worried and nervous in a couple of minutes and back again. But win or lose we are a top 4 side (or better), and I don't see that changing for many years. Most of our best are still kids, and will only get better.

I'll try that again. When the page crashes pick the sports box, then afl. Then you'll see it and it works.

Got to the page, and then go to AFL. Then it works. It's a great write up. Roosy is one of ours.

Melb - Coll GF record 6-1. Now get the [censored] off our ground.

I drink VB. Dress like a slob. Work a manual job. Swear every second word enough to make a sailor blush. All that and more. I'm one of the biggest yobbos you'll ever meet. But I'm still the better man for being an MFC supporter and member.

The thought of Richmond winning another flag does the same to me.

Don't mind that result. GWS would have been smashed by Richmond. I can at least see Collingwood hitting as hard as they get.

So I'm starting to pace. Nervous and confident at the same time. I hate those bastards. I'd be happy just ending their dream even if we don't get any further.

Looks wanky to me

Whatever happens now and in the future, he is one of the guys that we should always look back on as those that dragged us out of the mud. Thanks Bernie. You did us proud.

Worth a rookie pick - may come good... may drop off the earth, but as a flip of the coin I think it is worth it.

I honestly believe that we can beat any team anywhere on our day... but we are the oddest team in the AFL. No team will ever go in at half time 30pts up thinking they have it in the bag, because when we are on we can kick goals out of our arse, and do it quickly. But, conversely, no team will go into a the last break 30pts down thinking they are out of it. One moment we are driving down the freeway in top gear, smoking a cigar and with 3 bikini clad hotties, feeling good about the world, and the next minute we downshift to overtake someone, miss, shove it into first, put the pistons through the bonnet, and wave bye byes to the girls as we call the RAVC for a tow. I think most teams that we might play in the finals will look at us the same way - a little (or maybe a lot) scared we will be on, but also confident that if they can pressure us enough they can get an easy win. All that said, if not this year then next or the year after we will iron out the bad and maximise the good. That I really believe.

First you must learn to pull an oar, only then can you take the helm. How about we make the 8 first, eh?

Nibbler [censored] me off with that last goal. He had 15 seconds, and a clear run. Why didn't he run right to the goal square and boot a torp right into a Crows supporters face. Lazy, ANB. Very very lazy, and may cost us a finals spot.

There was. We learned that he may or may not be a good player, that he did or didn't win a B&F, and that WCE fans may or may not be shocked on hearing those (possible) facts.

Aha! We had icecream head in Darwin. Bloke that used to walk down the street with a 4ltr icecream container on his head offering to sell acid trips. Never took him up on the offer, but I get the feeling they were pretty good. We also had a very pretty girl that wore a raincoat, gumboots and washing up gloves, and walked around with two plastic bags full of old newspapers. She could have been a supermodel if she wasn't insane. I hope she is doing ok.

You can't just drop pillow head and walk away like that.

I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife

And you know this because it was in the media. You can't tell me with a straight face that if one journo got wind of Jesse being shopped we wouldn't have seen it the next day. WA media would have climbed all over it.