Ethan Tremblay

He prefers to go by Master, not Dr. And no, Daily Mail is a rubbish website, it's the electronic version of women's weekly. Tabloid trash.

He's had over 500 businesses. Six bankruptcies is a fantastically low percentage don't you think?

I'm known as Vivian on Saturday nights.

Sounds like something Viv would say..

I love Trump.

I've heard the men's players referred to as "boys" plenty of times. Let's not start looking for things to get all PC about. At half time the bulldogs captain referred to the players as girls, no need to feel offended for them. Should we not refer to the Bulldogs as "the boys from the west"?

Correct. Pre-purchased tickets are only required for "double header" matches, of which tomorrow's game isn't. It's first in best dressed at the round, someone is telling porkies. Although I don't doubt the ground will be full.

Curls get the girls as they say.

Thanks, I've taken up bicep curling.

I had mild, hot sauce bloats me.

It was a glorious morning down at Maroochydore fields. I decided to take my shirt off to get a bit of sun on the rig. I've been doing yoga on the beach every morning so I'm in pretty good shape, it's probably why Spencer was staring at me. The players did some drills with the ball, Petracca looked tired, I told him if he took his shirt off it would be easier. I spoke to Pedo about his weight loss, he said he just stopped eating the freshly baked cookies that Watts brings in to every training session. Hogan kicked the ball at the goals, he used his opposite foot a few times. His stutter wasn't as prominent. I spoke to Macca who said they've put a device on Hogan that electrocutes him whenever he stutters or his body language appears negative. I asked Goody if it was a hard decision to delist Crossy. He didn't say anything and just walked away, he's a bit of a jokester like that. I joked back by yelling out to him that I was going to unfriend him on Facebook. I have to leave now, D & G have a sale on pants, I hope all the 32 regulars haven't sold out.

I think if Wattsy can step up his intensity for the contest he'll have a fantastic season. Did somebody say Brownlow??

Would that be considered derailing the thread if we did?

Jack Viney top 6 finish in the Brownlow.

Your post was about using a frequency scanner to listen into calls. I was simply stating that with the digital network, that technology is outdated. I'll leave it at that.

I'm guessing that was back when phones and networks were analogue. You can't do the same thing these days with digital mobile phones, they're encrypted.

Edgar Allan Poe summed it up perfectly - "All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry."

I dislike all religions.

It's how you use them that counts.

I plan on going tomorrow.

I read somewhere it's going to be Red Bull.

I agree he's handsome but he's not my type, I find redheads are too needy.

He's as talented as he is handsome. He'll go up a level this season, level 7.

Day 3 diary: The big sessions start http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-02-02/day-3-diary-the-first-big-session.mobileapp