Ethan Tremblay

I know it's only a JLT game but jeez I hope we win this, I love being at a game over here and beating the home side. If Watts has 25+ touches and kicks 4 and we win, I plan on making a real mess of myself.

I think the one on the right plays for Collingwood's women's team.

The female variant of the modern day hipster also enjoys having one side of her head shaved.

You're from Perth aren't you Rob.

Mick Malthouse is obviously still bat [censored] crazy.

Have a feeling we'll have a strong start to the season then slow down. I predict somewhere between 6th (which I think is quite optimistic) and 11th.

That was my assumption. I wasn't sure if they've tried to justify it some other way.

I've always disliked that Kingy bloke.

Have they announced a reason for upping the ticket price?

I've always liked that Kingy bloke.

She's farting, leave her alone.

Fearless shmearless, it's just words and nothing else until they display it on game day.

He was just ahead of his time, we possibly could be in the near future.

Maybe Neeld was just too soon when he stated he wanted us to be "the hardest team to play against in the AFL."

Wearing short shorts with avocado and strawberry prints.

Could you pull up a pair of arm warmers and wear a short sleeve guernsey over the top?

Did they blame Trump?

Carlton are questioning the MRP as to why Viney was not suspended after his head hurt Murphy's hand.

The 'year' setting on my watch would take a beating flying from Perth to Melbourne then driving to Casey. Would I be travelling to the future then back to the past or would it be the present again if Casey were equal to Perth? I went to a WAFL game last season and I couldn't get in because I didn't have any shillings.

Sounds like the sort of place Trump would build a wall around and people would get shot attempting to scale out of, not into.

Put an @ before his username.