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One Dog of a Dees Win

Mousey
in Melbourne Demons

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I cannot F%#king believe it! WHAT A JOURNO, coming the the HOTTEST and most reliable football source on the planet, demonland.com!

Congrats to YM for making the paper, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

It is nice to know people outside the die hard red and blue would sift through our beloved demonland.com

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    quick moderators remove this thread before YM sees it.

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    Laughed my arse of this morning :lol: Y_M has now has his place in the annals of time (even though its the HUN) :lol:

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    Gold. Well done Yze Magic, it's exactly what you deserve, a quote in the herald sun for millions to bask in your wisdom.

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    What if... What if Yze_magic, is Mark Stevens, and he was quoting himself?

    Would we put it past him?

    I thought Y_M is Mike Sheahan.

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    I thought Y_M is Mike Sheahan.

    No more content than Y_M.

    And people actually read that crap paper! :lol:

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    hahaha, this made me laugh this afternoon...

    i'm sure stevens got the whole idea for the story from YM's thread too... at least he was kind enough to associate him with it...

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    Bahahhaa....

    I'm suprised he hasnt posted in this thread yet...

    Probably too busy...YM last reported being seen at Man-What-A-Fuss grooming salon prior to his appearance on the panel of the footy show this Thursday

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    I am not surprised at this. Its common knowledge that I know more about the game of footy than anyone else.

    And its also common knowlegde that I am the Demons greatest supporter in its 150 year history.

    It may look like he has only used my quote, but it appears to me that he has just taken my ideas straight from the original thread and used it for a story. No doubt I should have been credited with the article, not just had one of my quotes thrown in there.

    Such is the power of Yze_Magic over the media.

    As if my fan base wasnt big enough, this could tip it over the edge.

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    I am not surprised at this. Its common knowledge that I know more about the game of footy than anyone else.

    And its also common knowlegde that I am the Demons greatest supporter in its 150 year history.

    It may look like he has only used my quote, but it appears to me that he has just taken my ideas straight from the original thread and used it for a story. No doubt I should have been credited with the article, not just had one of my quotes thrown in there.

    Such is the power of Yze_Magic over the media.

    As if my fan base wasnt big enough, this could tip it over the edge.

    Ahahaha classic :lol:

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    Hey YM, I'm pleased the papers gave you some acknowledgement but it's not enough. They did't mention your effervescent, infectious spirit.

    When all is gloom, YM stands out as a candle in the dark.

    PS What time will you be home for dinner? Mum

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    Ahahaha classic :lol:

    Give credit where credit is due.

    Unfortunately spoilt by the sniffling country member when he gets onto the DEMONOLOGY site and pumps himself up because no-one had commented on the article.

    He is only interested in himself.

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    Give credit where credit is due.

    Unfortunately spoilt by the sniffling country member when he gets onto the DEMONOLOGY site and pumps himself up because no-one had commented on the article.

    He is only interested in himself.

    Still following Yze_Magic around?

    It must be love :wub:

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    LOL - 'Yze Magic' for MFC next CEO, President and Coach.

    All Hail Yze Magic!

    LOL

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