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if anyone wants proof carlton were tanking...

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- the fact that we still beat them while the umpires gave them an absolute dream run...

- the fact that trav and brock could run around without being tagged (even though trav had 42 freakin touches)

 

Lance Whitnall's kicking skills.. or lack of.

It was laughable.

The cheersquad, with whom I had the pleasure of sitting, had a sign saying 'WE WANT VODKA.. kreuizer.'

Then they started a cheer - 'We've got Kreuizer.. Melbourne is the loser.'

:wacko:

They never manned up.

whitnall missed 5 shots on goal, 4 from set shots, 1 did not even make the difference, the amount of easy shots they did miss

jamar kicked it the wrong way to them and they still could not kick a goal,

Eddie betts goal that needed a warne leg break even though the carlton player could have marked it but stood and let it bounce.

 
Lance Whitnall's kicking skills.. or lack of.

It was laughable.

The cheersquad, with whom I had the pleasure of sitting, had a sign saying 'WE WANT VODKA.. kreuizer.'

Then they started a cheer - 'We've got Kreuizer.. Melbourne is the loser.'

:wacko:

Lance wont' be at the Blues next year, he'll probably be traded. I think there might still be some interest in the big ship, although he won't command much more than probably a third round pick. He's still a fantastic contested mark, but his knee is shot to pieces - hence his incredibly poor kicking at goal... his issues with his waist line are a huge concern , but if he can play the way he has for the last fortnight he still has value.

Lance wont' be at the Blues next year, he'll probably be traded. I think there might still be some interest in the big ship, although he won't command much more than probably a third round pick. He's still a fantastic contested mark, but his knee is shot to pieces - hence his incredibly poor kicking at goal... his issues with his waist line are a huge concern , but if he can play the way he has for the last fortnight he still has value.

hehe, yeah huge :lol:


The fact they wore white (surrendering before the game started :P)

Couldn't even muster up enough of a canter to actually break the banner!

Who is Carlton going to give the credit to for Jamar's inside 50 kick? It should have been a goal assist, but, we were playing Carlton.

 
Anyone notice that when we kicked all those goals in the first quarter, the Carlton cheer-squad were waving their flags.

An probably when they kicked goals they were silent <_<


I was sitting behind the Carlton cheersquad

Pack of losers

They started a chant in the last quarter that went 'We got Kreuzer.. Melbourne are losers'

And a couple of douchebags held up a sign saying ' Matthew Kreuzer is ours'

Wankers

I was sitting behind the Carlton cheersquad

Pack of losers

They started a chant in the last quarter that went 'We got Kreuzer.. Melbourne are losers'

And a couple of douchebags held up a sign saying ' Matthew Kreuzer is ours'

Wankers

Just heard that Kreuzer has asked the AFL to stand out of this year's draft because he feels sick at the thought of playing with Carlton and would rather play soccer or try again next year.

I was sitting behind the Carlton cheersquad

Pack of losers

They started a chant in the last quarter that went 'We got Kreuzer.. Melbourne are losers'

And a couple of douchebags held up a sign saying ' Matthew Kreuzer is ours'

Wankers

And to make things more ridiculous burst into the club song with about 5-7 mins to go.

It was both disturbing and sad.

nar he has taken the captaincy from lace whitnall. a announcment is expected during the week.


nar he has taken the captaincy from lace whitnall. a announcment is expected during the week.

lace whitnall haha

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