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TRAINING: Monday 7th April 2025

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Kolt definitely back this weekend

X has to pass a fitness test on Thursday but is confident for a return this weekend

Jeffo also confident for this weekend but that means jack coz he said the same thing last week.

Koz not here. He’s not injured or ill, he’s got a family thing.

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2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Kolt definitely back this weekend

X has to pass a fitness test on Thursday but is confident for a return this weekend

Surely he plays a game at Casey first? It would be irresponsible to subject him to the firsts.

27 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Surely he plays a game at Casey first? It would be irresponsible to subject him to the firsts.

Didn’t deter SG from playing Spargo without a game for a year. 🤬🤬

 

I’m starting to warm to this year once we have young McVee, Kolt, Lindsay, Windsor, Chandler and Langford all paying together and to a lesser degree Henderson, Culley and Sharp learning the game

Hope Jai Culley is doing well?

Tell him we look forward to him earning a spot in the AFL side when he is ready.

Please also tell Christian Petracca that we love him and total understand his anger and frustration! We all hate losing! ❤️💙

Hope Max Gawn is going ok too? He had a lot of scratches on his shoulders (from photos I saw) from the Geelong players. It seems their (claws) fingernails are as long as cats?! 🐱🐈

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5 minutes ago, 48 Year Now said:

I’m starting to warm to this year once we have young McVee, Kolt, Lindsay, Windsor, Chandler and Langford all paying together and to a lesser degree Henderson, Culley and Sharp learning the game

Interesting to put Chandler in the same sentence as the 5 others mentioned considering he’s 25.

 

Did they have oval balls at training or still soccer balls?

1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

Surely he plays a game at Casey first? It would be irresponsible to subject him to the firsts.

Yeah, I’d be surprised to see Kolt straight back into the firsts. Actually, not surprised but definitely concerned.


Just now, Heart Beats True said:

Did they have oval balls at training or still soccer balls?

Personally would not mind a session involving concrete bags, mouthguards, grappling, 100 x 100s and to mend all wounds, Storytime with Goodwin reading "The I Love You Book"

12 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Personally would not mind a session involving concrete bags, mouthguards, grappling, 100 x 100s and to mend all wounds, Storytime with Goodwin reading "The I Love You Book"

would prefer they read the Art of War

2 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

would prefer they read the Art of War

apparently that wasn't on Crowe's recommended reading list.

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1 hour ago, Supreme_Demon said:

Hope Jai Culley is doing well?

Tell him we look forward to him earning a spot in the AFL side when he is ready.

Please also tell Christian Petracca that we love him and total understand his anger and frustration! We all hate losing! ❤️💙

Hope Max Gawn is going ok too? He had a lot of scratches on his shoulders (from photos I saw) from the Geelong players. It seems their (claws) fingernails are as long as cats?! 🐱🐈

I did tell Tracc we love him. He clearly thought I said I love you because he answered I love you too. 😅

I also told Goody we love him. Now calm down you lot, you can think a coach needs to be replaced and still love him if for nothing other than he’s our premiership coach.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

I did tell Tracc we love him. He clearly thought I said I love you because he answered I love you too. 😅

I also told Goody we love him. Now calm down you lot, you can think a coach needs to be replaced and still love him if for nothing other than he’s our premiership coach.

Whats the mood like today GW?


Sombre feel down at Gosch's, some thrills as Max smoothers small players under him.

Gathered with kick to kick, on the whistle ran warm up and team runs.

Soccer, then goal kicking.

McVee ready, Windsor good,

Melky wearing number 8, with Petracca, on the outside of the soccer game.

Lindsay working the resistance bands, Campbell with rehab.

Goody talking to Laurie.

Mentha wants a run. Tholstrup looks ready.

2 minutes ago, Kev said:

Sombre feel down at Gosch's, some thrills as Max smoothers small players under him.

Gathered with kick to kick, on the whistle ran warm up and team runs.

Soccer, then goal kicking.

McVee ready, Windsor good,

Melky wearing number 8, with Petracca, on the outside of the soccer game.

Lindsay working the resistance bands, Campbell with rehab.

Goody talking to Laurie.

Mentha wants a run. Tholstrup looks ready.

Cutting the 4 o'clock deadline fine Kev. To be honest I'm not sure I care right now.

1 hour ago, BC_1718_DC said:

Interesting to put Chandler in the same sentence as the 5 others mentioned considering he’s 25.

He’s giving his all, just finding his feet so threw him in but get your point.

Waiting for everyone to lose their collective shizen at the mention of the round balls coming out again 😂


1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

apparently that wasn't on Crowe's recommended reading list.

Ben or Russell ??

37 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Waiting for everyone to lose their collective shizen at the mention of the round balls coming out again 😂

Getting good at this soccer thing. Even put up a Soccer score on the weekend!

1 hour ago, Heart Beats True said:

Did they have oval balls at training or still soccer balls?

Yeah, cos all their troubles are due to soccer balls. 🙄

 
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33 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Whats the mood like today GW?

A little sombre today, but that might’ve been because as they were coming across to the oval huge dark clouds appeared and it felt like the temperature had plummeted.

The boys thoroughly enjoyed a… (defibs on the ready?)… soccer match. Yep, a raucous and fun time was had with the round ball.

1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

Whats the mood like today GW?


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