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Why does every Carlton player look like they day drink alone at Crown Casino on a Wednesday?

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    18 hours ago, Mel Bourne said:

    It’s heartening to see Geelong finally have some success after their tragic downfall and gruelling three-week rebuild. 

    But maybe that does tell you something. Do I dare keep hope alive? 

    It's so weird that the dees and the giants also had tragic downfalls at the same stage of the season as the cats, and also appear to be turning things around.

    Just a crazy coincidence I guess.

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    Go doggies.

    The 13 point line was my best bet of the round.

    A long way to go yet (it's 3 quarter time), but they look the better, and fresher, team atm.

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    My Carlton mad bestie is losing her mind at Pitonnet being hot garbage. 
    Who needs ruckmen anyway! 

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    Go blues?? 

    blues will make finals. we need the dogs to [censored] off

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    12 minutes ago, praha said:

    Why does every Carlton player look like they day drink alone at Crown Casino on a Wednesday?

    That's where the brown paper bags are dropped off these days

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    8 minutes ago, binman said:

    It's so weird that the dees and the giants also had tragic downfalls at the same stage of the season as the cats, and also appear to be turning things around.

    Just a crazy coincidence I guess.

    It’s so crazy, I’m imagining the form of Carlton and Freo will dip as well for a few weeks… it’s like the science is weird or something*
     

    *checks todays scores 

    weird science comedy GIF by IFC

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    11 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    It’s so crazy, I’m imagining the form of Carlton and Freo will dip as well for a few weeks… it’s like the science is weird or something*
     

    *checks todays scores 

    weird science comedy GIF by IFC

    And what about those swannies?

    Lose a couple and people are wondering if they have come back to the pack....

     

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    10 minutes ago, binman said:

    Go doggies.

    The 13 point line was my best bet of the round.

    A long way to go yet (it's 3 quarter time), but they look the better team atm.

    A Dog's win will be a nice entree before we feast on Essendon.

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    Why does an almost-30 Cripps get his hair cut like as if he's a 16 year old eshay from Seaford?

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    16 minutes ago, binman said:

    Go doggies.

    The 13 point line was my best bet of the round.

    A long way to go yet (it's 3 quarter time), but they look the better, and fresher, team atm.

    Good game of footy 

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    1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

    Give it a rest umps.

    Play ball fgs 

    How soft was that free kick to Cripps?! Was a good tackle. 

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    FWIW I thought dogga was well beaten by Meek today - one reason Hawks won. I don’t think Darcy will be going anywhere.
    He was too strong, as he was against Casey in round 1 of the VFL. 
    Looking at what he has done since, our VFL rucks actually did okay.

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    spacer.pngOwies will kick a goal with 30 seconds to go, Carlton down by 16 points and he’ll still run around the boundary yelling with his arms out like he’s kicked the winning goal in a grand final. 

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    A few weeks ago, I predicted on here that Hawks, Dogs, and us would eventually get into the top 8. 
    Also, GC just to miss out.

    It might just happen. 

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    Does anyone else have issues with Kayo saying our pregame starts7.15 to only click onto the dogs game after show?

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    Good effort by Dogs without Naughton, Treloar, Keith, Johannison, O’Donnell and Jones.

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