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1 hour ago, old dee said:

He broke the rules, a stay in the outer might remind him he is not a player.

Youโ€™re joking, right?

Please say yes.ย 

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Looked to me like he was trying to encourage the Dees players to be more active in the zone, something weโ€™ve badly needed this year.

Either way, he crossed the line. Why theyโ€™ve allowed the runners back on the field more often this year Iโ€™ll never know, it was fine just after goalsย 

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Not sure why we need runners in the first place when there are 75 interchanges per game.

45 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Not sure why we need runners in the first place when there are 75 interchanges per game.

See Ross Lyon for that answer.


On 13/06/2024 at 11:43, leave it to deever said:

Big deal.

I forget I'm not a player every single weekend.

The Afl could reprimand 99 % of Demonland.

(And such damning video footage they have).

No, no, no, Deeves. 99% of Demonlanders forget theyโ€™re not the coach.ย 

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No, no, no, Deeves. 99% of Demonlanders forget theyโ€™re not the coach.ย 

The remaining one per cent, probably think they are doctors.

17 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

The remaining one per cent, probably think they are doctors.

1% may well be.ย 

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Too many runners on the ground and too many umpires.

Get off!!

23 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No, no, no, Deeves. 99% of Demonlanders forget theyโ€™re not the coach.ย 

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23 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

The remaining one per cent, probably think they are doctors.

We need some Venn diagrams here. Only 1% also donโ€™t think that they are selectors, list managers, recruitment managers and umpires.ย 


17 minutes ago, monoccular said:

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We need some Venn diagrams here. Only 1% also donโ€™t think that they are selectors, list managers, recruitment managers and umpires.ย 

Does that list include runners? Coz if not, Iโ€™m defs in that 1%. ๐Ÿ˜‚

On 12/06/2024 at 20:30, WalkingCivilWar said:

Updating my resume as we speak. ๐Ÿ˜

Yeh, but you're not allowed wear the T shirt you want to wear.ย 

14 minutes ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Yeh, but you're not allowed wear the T shirt you want to wear.ย 

Iโ€™ll wear whatever they tell me to wear. Besides, I find the purple runnerโ€™s top quite dashing ๐Ÿ˜

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