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No

No

No

Poor on field, poor off field.

 

Lobb is an absolute NO NO NO

UNLESS …

Petty leaves for the Crows and

BBB retires (likely) and

we delist Schache and

delist Jefferson

and… JVR hurts his knee in season 2024 

 

2 hours ago, Roost it far said:

If Rory Lobb runs out in a Melbourne jumper our window is closed for ever

It's a bit of a stretch to say we won't win a flag in 130 years time because Rory Lobb may have played for us in the 2020's

 

Would prefer to give Ben Brown another year, and have him play 3 serviceable games, than bring Lobb into our club.

At least Ben Brown contributes to the club off the field, rather than just posting cringe worthy TikToks in his free time. 

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Would prefer to give Ben Brown another year, and have him play 3 serviceable games, than bring Lobb into our club.

At least Ben Brown contributes to the club off the field, rather than just posting cringe worthy TikToks in his free time. 

This is a perfect example of a tautology.


Lobby would have to be one of the most useless big men Ive seen for all the size and physical attributes he has.

I'd genuinely rather them just throw Matt Jefferson into the side before he's ready than see Lobb even drive past the MFC

 
5 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

It's a bit of a stretch to say we won't win a flag in 130 years time because Rory Lobb may have played for us in the 2020's

No it’s not, spuds of his magnitude would destroy any club, just look at the Dogs

4 hours ago, DeeZee said:

Lobby would have to be one of the most useless big men Ive seen for all the size and physical attributes he has.

Yep, has very little presence. Pretty hard to achieve for a guy that 200cm


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