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56 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Do we want Freo or Port to win? I think either case we go out of the top 4? 

I’m going for Freo because I can’t stand seeing Hinkley’s resting smug face go to next level smug after a win. 

 

Witts reminds me a little of a young Preuss

Kayo is killing me tonight.   So laggy.

Unwatchable.  Been forced to watch the poo & wee game.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

 

Sam Collins having a big game

I know Ginnivan presented himself as a w-anchor when he started, but boy he is a natural footballer. His decision making and goal sense are brilliant. 


Port v Fremantle has become a borefest.

5 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Port v Fremantle has become a borefest.

Most games involving either Port or Freo generally are.

 

That was 50. I don’t understand the 50 anymore. A player goes near an imagined space and it’s 50, but a player tries to hurt someone who’s trying to mark the ball and it’s not.

The AFL has that wrong.


I see (or hear) Port have a drum in their cheer squad. We’ve discussed the possibility of applying to the AFL for permission to have a drum. Seems it wasn’t a popular idea.

Nek minnit…

 

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😅

The Club requested it. We weren’t aware of it until we arrived at the ‘G on Thursday. It’s a shame it was debuted at such a dismal match though. 

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

I don’t understand this. Are they saying the scoreline 79-80 has happened 14 times, making it the scoreline that has the highest rate of occurence? If so, that’s incredible because any one-point difference result is rarer than a wider margin result, right? Or do I have absolutely nfi what I’m talking about. 😃

Butters has to go for that hit. Minimum 1 week like Kozzy. Let’s if the media carry on for a full week about it. This will be a test of whether the AFL has favourites or not. 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

Back to the Future...

Hawks 0-5 for first time since 1970


3 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Butters has to go for that hit. Minimum 1 week like Kozzy.

Umpire didn’t even play a free kick. Was incredibly dangerous.

3 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Butters has to go for that hit. Minimum 1 week like Kozzy.

Completely different intent but ended up as a dangerous bump that was lucky not to send him into next month.

Butters was charging in to collect the ball but got him on the chin. Umpire had to have been blindsided because that is as clear a free as you'll see. Should be a week as well, and lucky not to have really collected him and been out for a month.

Look away if you don't wanna watch Mr Smug


[censored] imagine life as a Dockers fan and watching them play.

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

 

Port Adelaide training this week:
 

 

 
18 minutes ago, Chook said:

Completely different intent but ended up as a dangerous bump that was lucky not to send him into next month.

Butters was charging in to collect the ball but got him on the chin. Umpire had to have been blindsided because that is as clear a free as you'll see. Should be a week as well, and lucky not to have really collected him and been out for a month.

Just watch him get off though. 


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