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TRAINING: Monday 25th March, 2024

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6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Too soon.

And that would never happen again anyways since they now sleep in the house.

So you can stick your rosemary and lemon zest where the sun donโ€™t shine, along with your mashed spuds, broccolini and especially your carrots. ๐Ÿ˜ก

You know itโ€™s the truth.ย 

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10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You do know if itโ€™s only one person, itโ€™s technically not a queue, right?

that's deflated my ballooon.

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

that's deflated my ballooon.

Awww sorry CF. But imaginary people count! So Iโ€™ll just jump back to the end of the queue.ย 

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33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Too soon.

And that would never happen again anyways since they now sleep in the house.

So you can stick your rosemary and lemon zest where the sun donโ€™t shine, along with your mashed spuds, broccolini and especially your carrots. ๐Ÿ˜ก

That's just your way of saying, under the parson's nose, right?

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So who to believe? I think former Melbourne doctor Peter Brukner is advising against Lever and May coming back too soon while the Demons appear to be pushing for them to be back playing asap. These are two major of the clubโ€™s major assets and we have two games in five days. Caution is warranted.

10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Can you please stop! Iโ€™ve got little *Harry (HP35) sitting on my shoulder right now and sheโ€™s looking at my phone, very anxious.

*or little Jed (JA26). I canโ€™t be sure. ๐Ÿ˜…

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7 hours ago, The Third Eye said:

So who to believe? I think former Melbourne doctor Peter Brukner is advising against Lever and May coming back too soon while the Demons appear to be pushing for them to be back playing asap. These are two major of the clubโ€™s major assets and we have two games in five days. Caution is warranted.

All due respect to Peter Brukner but I'll side with the people who've seen the scans on this one.

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7 hours ago, The Third Eye said:

So who to believe? I think former Melbourne doctor Peter Brukner is advising against Lever and May coming back too soon while the Demons appear to be pushing for them to be back playing asap. These are two major of the clubโ€™s major assets and we have two games in five days. Caution is warranted.

In his presser today, Simon wasn't looking to play Maysie too soon.

Was there to ba another training session Wednesday or was it Thursday morning prior to traveling to Adelaide?

Has the squad gone yet and if so who is in it?


2 hours ago, monoccular said:

Was there to ba another training session Wednesday or was it Thursday morning prior to traveling to Adelaide?

Has the squad gone yet and if so who is in it?

I'm guessing a Caps run at Casey in the morning Mono but don't hold me to that.

Before flying out afterwards.

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