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NON-MFC: Round 01

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Just now, whatwhat say what said:

my cousin is convinced thereโ€™s a minimum quota of score reviews to satisfy the sponsors

i think he might be onto something

somebody is getting paid. i thought perhaps the goal umps are on a commission. some of the reviews today were pointless.

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Just now, BDA said:

somebody is getting paid. i thought perhaps the goal umps are on a commission. some of the reviews today were pointless.

the most egregious one was yesterday at taxpayer park, where the ball hit the post and went at right angles and the goal maggot STILL called for a review

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Zac Bailey has played 120 games? Feels like heโ€™s only been around a few yearsย 

Very good player. Got a few more gears โš™๏ธ to go yet, very good 1 v 1 and snags goals.

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3 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

I50 entries by Freo are putrid by foot or bombing it in.ย 

I love to hate Freo. They really [censored] me off.ย 


14 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

the most egregious one was yesterday at taxpayer park, where the ball hit the post and went at right angles and the goal maggot STILL called for a review

A poster yesterday used the name "Pork Barrel Park". I quite like that

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Freo found their pressure game again? Still really poor basic skillsย 


Beautiful set shot Jye amiss.

Lions have gone to sleep

9 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

and to not have to go there this year we had to accept a pretty crummy fixture of short breaks between games

the worst thing that happened to our club was being perennially poor on field during the dawn of the tv era

This is so true. (Listen to the wise, kiddies. We're not all senile.)

Brisbane have gone to sleep for the last quarter and a half. Fremantle have kicked the last 7 goals in a row

Would love to see Jye Amiss in a dees jumper one day. Kids gonna be a match winner.


Looking towards next weeks it appears Sicily has been suspended for protecting himself against an Essendon player trying to be tough (which is rare). The MRP is a shambles.

Edited by Jibroni

10 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Anyone watch the Lions last week and have been watching tonight?

Whsts happening with them?

Thanks

Freo have stepped up the pressure big time. Lions look rushed in their disposals since quarter time.ย 

3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Looking towards next weeks it appears Sicily has been suspended for protecting himself against an Essendon player trying to be tough (which is rare). The MRP is a shambles.

He lifted a player off the ground and dumped him off the ball. Thatโ€™s dangerous and silly. Nothing defensive about that.ย 

Has there ever been a year where the both the grand finalists have started the next year 0-2?ย 


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

He lifted a player off the ground and dumped him off the ball. Thatโ€™s dangerous and silly. Nothing defensive about that.ย 

Always been a bit of a grub, Sicily.

9 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Early days but a potential 0 & 2 for the Lions including losses at homes is massive.

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Someone else posted on Demonland that 0-2 to start a season means only 18% chance to play finals. So historically, one of pies or lions probably wonโ€™t play finals going off that, which is interesting

Edited by BoBo

BrisVegas playing Collingwood next in Round 3, would be great to see both winless heading towards this match.

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