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Bogus mark!

Remember when we were so close to signing Elliott?

Dam, would’ve been nice!!

 
2 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Bunch of masochists in here

Yeah, we are Melbourne supporters. Is that news to you?


Every remote should come with a mute for BT button.

3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Every remote should come with a mute for BT button.

What’s your solution for Kelly Underwood on the wireless?

 
1 minute ago, McQueen said:

What’s your solution for Kelly Underwood on the wireless?

Alcohol 

Just now, Newport34 said:

Alcohol 

Correct. 
 

and

 

other things. 


1 minute ago, McQueen said:

What’s your solution for Kelly Underwood on the wireless?

It’s called common sense, you change stations as quickly as possible. 

9 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Don't mind it

Plenty of smalls, can go in and stretch McInerney

Yeah fair point. Wonder how many times a ruckman has a been a sub.

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

Yeah fair point. Wonder how many times a ruckman has a been a sub.

If Grundy was sub...

Cover for Max (injury or rest)

Tall to support rejig of KPD (Smith back for a May/Lever/Tomlinson)

Replace a mid/small (we have plenty of cover) by shuffling into Fwd line


You blokes seriously aren’t comparing Kelli Underwood with BT?

you might not like the idea of a woman commentating afl,, but she is far superior in knowledge and appreciation of the modern game than the bloated dinosaur BT

Just now, KLV said:

You blokes seriously aren’t comparing Kelli Underwood with BT?

you might not like the idea of a woman commentating afl,, but she is far superior in knowledge and appreciation of the modern game than the bloated dinosaur BT

No we weren't comparing

But you are delusional, she is terrible, kept mistaking Charile Cameron for Charlie Curnow a week or so ago 🤷‍♂️

BT is miles ahead...

Was there a hidden intent in that article on Moore?

Lot of colours going around in the background.🌈 

6 minutes ago, KLV said:

You blokes seriously aren’t comparing Kelli Underwood with BT?

you might not like the idea of a woman commentating afl,, but she is far superior in knowledge and appreciation of the modern game than the bloated dinosaur BT

Ease up big fella. 
 

Her voice and calling style give me the worst haemorrhoids.
 

Knows her stuff. That’s important   

Fair enough, but there’s alternatives 


2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Knows her stuff. That’s important

Chalie Cameron says "Hi"

And he also says "Stop Kellie Underwood calling me Charlie Curnow"

Edited by Graeme Yeats' Mullet

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Was there a hidden intent in that article on Moore?

Lot of colours going around in the background.🌈 

Honestly who cares? I think it’s crazy that in 2023 we still don’t have players who feel comfortable enough to be themselves. 
Sad that there are likely dozens of AFL players who are hiding their sexuality for fear of not being accepted. 

20 minutes ago, McQueen said:

What’s your solution for Kelly Underwood on the wireless?

I normally play an 80's remix.

 

 
7 minutes ago, KLV said:

You blokes seriously aren’t comparing Kelli Underwood with BT?

you might not like the idea of a woman commentating afl,, but she is far superior in knowledge and appreciation of the modern game than the bloated dinosaur BT

I have no issues with women commentating AFL, I have issues with horrible commentators and BT and Kelli Underwood are equally bad. 

1 minute ago, KLV said:

Fair enough, but there’s alternatives 

Hell yeah. 
 

I’m banging some late 90’s techno as I type. 🤙🤙


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