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Give the handball then shepherd Nibbler. JJ then isn’t under the pump.

 

We are so flat. Need a big lift in the second half. 

 

Keep it simple lads


Just now, Jaded No More said:

We are so flat. Need a big lift in the second half. 

Anb

Jordan

sparrow

Hunter

Chandler

Kozzie

All not doing much.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

Too cute Bowery.

To be fair, that was a mint read by Saad. 

I’m still reeling from both ANBs flubbing at the 50 arc and the JJs shank


That goals on Jordon. Shocking kick that should get him subbed out & stuck with Casey until another team takes a chance on him.

Just got here. 
 

How’s everything going?

Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

No one seems to shepherd, it’s insane.

They all want the ball back. It’s selfish and dumb.

Viney has been great but [censored] me don’t try and take on 3 [censored] tacklers 


Hunter the sloppiest player I’ve ever seen.

Heart in mouth every time he even picks up the ball as it looks like it will just slip through his fingers.

Edited by Clint Bizkit

The tiniest bit of dew or moisture and we are cactus. The ball handling is putrid. 

Goody needs to put a rocket up at least seven players.

Blues with fifty more disposals.

 

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