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Which hated player would you love to love at the Dees?

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Not that we need him, but every time we play Port I get real annoyed that Sam Powell-Pepper always plays a good game and is physical as well. I would prefer he did not do this against the Demons, so if this stops it so be it aha

 

I don't necessarily hate him but on the other hand he does play for the filth ...

 

Darcy Moore 

4 minutes ago, roy11 said:

Not that we need him, but every time we play Port I get real annoyed that Sam Powell-Pepper always plays a good game and is physical as well. I would prefer he did not do this against the Demons, so if this stops it so be it aha

SPP = Aldi Viney 

 
17 hours ago, BW511 said:

This thread only needs one name, Toby Greene

I’ve changed my mind about one name based on suggestions below. I think Sicily would aid us immensely too

 

 

Sicily was the first player that came to mind. Put him in place for May and throw May to FF! 

The most interesting thing for me in this thread is the relatively small pool of players who meet the definition of 'hated but wanted'. I'm curious, though, about the reverse. Who would be the Melbourne player or players who might be 'hated but wanted' by supporters of other teams? The emphasis here has to be the 'hated' part, because it's clear any supporter would salivate at the chance of having any of Oliver, Gawn or Petracca in their team.


14 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

The most interesting thing for me in this thread is the relatively small pool of players who meet the definition of 'hated but wanted'. I'm curious, though, about the reverse. Who would be the Melbourne player or players who might be 'hated but wanted' by supporters of other teams? The emphasis here has to be the 'hated' part, because it's clear any supporter would salivate at the chance of having any of Oliver, Gawn or Petracca in their team.

Maxy is one of the few players in the league who is well liked by all club supporters. Trac would be well regarded as well I reckon. Clarry would be respected but probably not well liked. 

21 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

In his prime I would have taken Ben Cunnington and/Boomer Harvey.

It felt like that little [censored] Boomer killed us for 20 years 😁

i don't really 'hate' any players, but i'm not a fan of the personality and / or behaviour of:

  • crom: tex 
  • bears: zorko
  • baggers: jack martin
  • filth: cox, de goey, howe
  • peptides: stringer
  • flagmantle: dogga
  • puddy tatts: hawkins, cameron, dangerfield, tuohy
  • gc17: can't think of one
  • gw$: does $cully count still
  • dorks: can't think of one
  • north: can't think of one
  • pear: horne-francis
  • tiggas: lynch, jack
  • aints: can't think of one, mebbe brad hill
  • bloods: papley
  • meth coke: darling
  • footscray: weightman

of that lot i would happily have de goey, dogga, cameron, horne-francis, lynch, papley, weightman on our list

Edited by whatwhat say what

 

Brodie Grundy.....oh....wait! 🤣

 

 

In all seriousness, probably Brayden Maynard from the Magpies or Toby Greene from the Giants.

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