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1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

I don’t think he will drop milkshake. 

You might be right.

But i was thinking they might drop him, not for form related reasons, but because we so obviously need a second a tall forward and if Tmac is not ready, Weed is not even in the frame, they don't want to try JVR then Smith is the only other option.

21 minutes ago, binman said:

You might be right.

But i was thinking they might drop him, not for form related reasons, but because we so obviously need a second a tall forward and if Tmac is not ready, Weed is not even in the frame, they don't want to try JVR then Smith is the only other option.

I don't disagree with that assessment, but Smith has played like 3 games for Casey as a forward this year. I doubt he is the answer if we are lacking a second tall.

If we desperately want a marking tall target up forward we will risk Tmac or punt on JVR. To me Smith is more of a medium forward, so would be a replacement for Fritta if he doesn't come up *heaven forbid*

 

 
6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Lever not participating in the next drill (with the back men) either. 

Mmmmm.     So are the logical replacements, Turner or Tomlinson training?  

39 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I would be flummoxed if there's a Lander that doesn't think Uncle is loverly WCW.

You lost me at this ⬆️ 


6 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Mmmmm.     So are the logical replacements, Turner or Tomlinson training?  

 

7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Mmmmm.     So are the logical replacements, Turner or Tomlinson training?  

 

7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Mmmmm.     So are the logical replacements, Turner or Tomlinson training?  

I didn’t see them.Lever looked fine to me.

1 hour ago, layzie said:

Seems to be quite few different slants on the 'only change' we'll make 😜

564 posts on the changes thread ... probably all gone to pot!  (i didn't post on there i swear)

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I don't disagree with that assessment, but Smith has played like 3 games for Casey as a forward this year. I doubt he is the answer if we are lacking a second tall.

If we desperately want a marking tall target up forward we will risk Tmac or punt on JVR. To me Smith is more of a medium forward, so would be a replacement for Fritta if he doesn't come up *heaven forbid*

 

Amazed that Melksham and ANB keep their spots. I don't know where the goals are going to come from - hope we find form, but seriously don't know how we kick a winning score especially if we play the pockets.

 
6 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Say hello to BBO pls WC

More likely to be Saty

2 hours ago, cantstandyasam said:

Amazed that Melksham and ANB keep their spots. I don't know where the goals are going to come from - hope we find form, but seriously don't know how we kick a winning score especially if we play the pockets.

Melksham was kicking well, saw him slot some hard snaps, on the run and from the boundary, today.

It's obvious he wants to be in a grand final, he cemented a spot, now has to hold it. I imagine he will have set himself up this week at training, to get it right.

I will be disappointed and surprised, if he we don't see an improvement in his game this week.

Edited by kev martin


4 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I would be flummoxed if there's a Lander that doesn't think Uncle is loverly WCW.

I'm a bit perplexed by this comment. The fact no grammar/ punctuation has been used means I'm forced to decipher the intent.

Are you saying Uncle is the loverly WCW? If so, I can categorically say that WCW is loverly (lovely) but is not Uncle, although I would pay money to see them meet.

If you're saying Uncle is loverly and every Lander thinks so, then I think you have miss read a number of posters. I have no doubt however that the Maid is lovely considering what she is subjected to.

5 minutes ago, dworship said:

I'm a bit perplexed by this comment. The fact no grammar/ punctuation has been used means I'm forced to decipher the intent.

Are you saying Uncle is the loverly WCW? If so, I can categorically say that WCW is loverly (lovely) but is not Uncle, although I would pay money to see them meet.

If you're saying Uncle is loverly and every Lander thinks so, then I think you have miss read a number of posters. I have no doubt however that the Maid is lovely considering what she is subjected to.

uncle bitter is a vicious ogre, a dullard hayseed and smells of alpaca dung.

a quintessential demons supporter

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

uncle bitter is a vicious ogre, a dullard hayseed and smells of alpaca dung.

a quintessential demons supporter

And no doubt his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

1 hour ago, kev martin said:

Melksham was kicking well, saw him slot some hard snaps, on the run and from the boundary, today.

It's obvious he wants to be in a grand final, he cemented a spot, now has to hold it. I imagine he will have set himself up this week at training, to get it right.

I will be disappointed and surprised, if he we don't see an improvement in his game this week.

He was doing the same last Thurs Kev.

Hopefully he can butter up but there's no g'tees in footy especially finals which tend to go next level in pressure, speed on the ball and whatever


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

uncle bitter is a vicious ogre, a dullard hayseed and smells of alpaca dung.

a quintessential demons supporter

DC after reading this potentially unauthorised insight of the great Uncle Bitters i am starting to have suspicions that you and the maid just might be one and the same!

Edited by Demon Dynasty

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

He was doing the same last Thurs Kev.

Hopefully he can butter up but there's no g'tees in footy especially finals which tend to go next level in pressure, speed on the ball and whatever

Anxiety as well. Is he cut out for performing when it is demanded of him?

We will find out about his strength of mind.

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