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Some people have way too much spare time

11 minutes ago, spalding said:

Some people have way too much spare time

said all perusers of Demonland.

 

Is it a sign that the long range weather prediction is for a fine night on the 2nd, maybe a premonition, or that the swans at the Botanical gardens were begging for scraps, bullying people eating and were eventually chased away by a "demon" child, an omen?


On Footy Class (sorry...) just now, a graphic showing recent winning streaks ending in the premiership (to demonstrate that Geelong would achieve an equal-best 16 games): it  showed our 7 games of last year but the year nominated was 2022.

It's a lock then!

The other evening I was in a finals-anticipation mood and drifted onto a youtube video of our 3rd quarter grand final goal blitzes.

My wife noticed and was annoyed at me...

... for not inviting her to join in.

She then insisted that I immediately stop watching that video...

... so we could watch the entire second half in full.

 

If the players are half as hungry for more glory as she is, we've got this.

My puppy barked at a magpie today. 
Definitely means Pies don’t win the flag if you ask me. 

 
12 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

The other evening I was in a finals-anticipation mood and drifted onto a youtube video of our 3rd quarter grand final goal blitzes.

My wife noticed and was annoyed at me...

... for not inviting her to join in.

She then insisted that I immediately stop watching that video...

... so we could watch the entire second half in full.

 

If the players are half as hungry for more glory as she is, we've got this.

“Love is in the air”

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

My puppy barked at a magpie today. 
Definitely means Pies don’t win the flag if you ask me. 

So your saying the doggies? 😂


9 hours ago, CYB said:

So your saying the doggies? 😂

He does not like dogs. No chance. 

The omens I like is that 4th has rarely, if ever won the GF since we had the current finals structure:  Scratch Collingwood

2nd and 3rd win the GF much more often than the Minor Premium: Scratch Geelong.  We were an exception last year.

Can't find the actual stats but you get the drift.:cool:

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