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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do I have to draw you a pic WCW. It's what the maid tries to avoid!!

Soโ€ฆ everything?

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How is that 50 to De Geoy?? Bloke wasnโ€™t even within 10m. Just coz he lost his man

[censored]. Had zero influence on the play


I wonder if we can put Max in dark sunnies......

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

De Gooey - A fine example for aspiring AFL players.

Indeed but no one mentions it

i look forward to his autobiographyย 

forcibly touching my way around Manhattanย 

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1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

I wonder if we can put Max in dark sunnies......

It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

The commentators clearly get told to not comment on umpiring decisions

but I find it infuriating they donโ€™t mention clear errors. Why wasnโ€™t their advantage to the lions after that free in the middle? Impossible to build respect for the umpires if you canโ€™t question themย 


by the looks of it defending will be an optional extra tonight

Ffs, I said it during the week on here but the searching/chasing frees, especially for anything they feel is โ€œaggressiveโ€ fromย the umpires really annoys me.

Let the game come to you, you pelicans.ย 

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

He looks sensationalย 

The weird looking yank!!

(Nice bloke btw)

Here we go, wtf is he going to do ย and then laugh at?! Joe D..


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Holy [censored]?! That kick

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's probably non PC Wadda ....... but FMD ...... those beatle orbs are a [censored] laugh !!

Yeah Max is cool enough, doesnt need them.


Congratulations to Jeremy Howe - who after 100 games as a Demon went to Collingwood so he could finally be a forward.

That lasted 2 games and heโ€™s played the last 98 in defence - to bring up his 200. Meanwhileย all his mates got a flag sticking with the Dees.ย 

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4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

He looks sensationalย 

The weird looking yank!!

(Nice bloke btw)

Agreed, nice bloke...... but ...basically useless

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Congratulations to Jeremy Howe - who after 100 games as a Demon went to Collingwood so he could finally be a forward.

That lasted 2 games and heโ€™s played the last 98 in defence - to bring up his 200. Meanwhileย all his mates got a flag sticking with the Dees.ย 

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Yep .....so [censored] him!!


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yep .....so [censored] him!!

Whatโ€™s the censored word?

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Whatโ€™s the censored word?

....rhymes with truck?

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Agreed, nice bloke...... but ...basically useless

Hahaha!!!

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Whatโ€™s the censored word?

Itโ€™s going to be a long night for you.


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