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NON-MFC: Round 1, 2022

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A premiership is a premiership whether won against interstate teams or not

 
2 minutes ago, BDA said:

A premiership is a premiership whether won against interstate teams or not

If our 4-peat involves 3 interstate clubs, I'll reluctantly take it.

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    Kent having a forgettable quarter

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    6 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

    Hawthorn won theirs while the rest of the comp was hobbled by the compromised draft with the introduction of both GWS and GC IMO.
    Meanwhile they cherry picked clubs filling their needs with player looking for "success". 
    Found themselves in the right place at the right time.

     

     

    Exactly.. they had an easy run more then anyone.

    Brisbane did it harder then both. Should have had 4 in a row had the AFL not [censored] them over with the travel.

    Their dynasty [censored] all over Hawthorn and Richmond.

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    I've worked out how a defender can get 3 Brownlow votes. By everyone else on the ground being shockingly horrible.

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    Honestly this game is so poorly skilled. I’m having PTSD of Melbourne pre 2018. 

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    2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Exactly.. they had an easy run more then anyone.

    Brisbane did it harder then both. Should have had 4 in a row had the AFL not [censored] them over with the travel.

    Their dynasty [censored] all over Hawthorn and Richmond.

    Brisbane are the best team I’ve ever seen in my life. They were unbelievable. Every single line was full of absolute stars 

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    Essendon 2000 were incredible. (washes mouth out with turpentine.) Not the same star power as Brissie 01-03 but a near-perfect machine. Curse them.

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    8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Nup given up again. Saints get the lead then in the blink of an eye they're 3 goals down again. 

    They got Melbourne’d 😁


    It makes me irrationally angry to watch De Goey playing football. This scum should be in jail. 

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    Melbourne Victory'ed? Melbourne Storm'ed? Please do not associated Coll... I can't type it out ... that club with the mighty Demons in any way shape or form!

    That "deliberate" OOB shows (like in round 23 2021) that umpires have zero understanding of the game. Why would they, and it bounced in an off break 4 or 5 times.

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    I cannot with St Kilda. Their ball use makes me so angry. 

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    6 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Essendon 2000 were incredible. (washes mouth out with turpentine.) Not the same star power as Brissie 01-03 but a near-perfect machine. Curse them.

    Essendon cheated the salary cap in 2000.

    https://www.zerohanger.com/ricky-nixon-explains-rorted-salary-cap-9852/

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    That "deliberate" OOB shows (like in round 23 2021) that umpires have zero understanding of the game. Why would they, and it bounced in an off break 4 or 5 times.

    That was actually déjà vu!

    Richo said almost the same thing (about trying to keep it in) re Gussy’s deliberate in round 23

    1 minute ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    Honestly, can’t recall seeing a team so bad at executing a handball as this Saints team

    You don't remember the Dees handballing to stationary team mates for 15 years straight? And missing that target. 

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    Well, at least we should be able to beat one of these teams when we play them.

    Sorry, having flashbacks.

    God this is shocking viewing but strangely entertaining. It's good to be premiers.

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    Just now, Maldonboy38 said:

    You don't remember the Dees handballing to stationary team mates for 15 years straight? And missing that target. 

    We were woeful at everything, but tonight Saints handballing really has been horrendous 

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    1 minute ago, Maldonboy38 said:

    You don't remember the Dees handballing to stationary team mates for 15 years straight? And missing that target. 

    Nope  ...  Don't remember that at all 😐

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    Saints lost it as much as Colonwood won it.  

    Not much to get excited about either way, IMVHO.

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