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HELP FOR A TECHO DILL.

ex52k2
in Melbourne Demons

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Load up the ticket on your phone. You don't need to print it out. Then just bring it up on phone and scan to enter.

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    There's more and better help on this site than from Ticketek. Kudos to you all.

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Maybe I’m too cynical but I have a deep foreboding about getting into the ground. 
    I foresee a [censored] up of epic proportions 

    perhaps we need the old MCG ring of steel brought back BBO.

     

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    I think i will just go to the Local Pub and yell at a Flat Screen ? 

    Too many BarCodes at The Footy now

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    On 3/16/2021 at 9:33 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Maybe I’m too cynical but I have a deep foreboding about getting into the ground. 
    I foresee a [censored] up of epic proportions 

    Reading this made me flashback to Opening Day for the Toronto Blue Jays when SARS first reared its ugly head.  Ticket window systems/scanners not working, big blobs of people, getting in after 2+ innings.  What a [censored] that was!

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    On 3/16/2021 at 5:18 PM, JTR said:

    Whilst it's only a couple of bucks, it's complete BS that we have to pay a service fee to redeem tickets.

    Was told yesterday that you get the money back at some point.

    That's what they told at the demon shop.

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    On 3/17/2021 at 12:33 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Maybe I’m too cynical but I have a deep foreboding about getting into the ground. 
    I foresee a [censored] up of epic proportions 

    Yeah man welcome to the Q its gonna be ugly at Gate 2

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    7 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Reading this made me flashback to Opening Day for the Toronto Blue Jays when SARS first reared its ugly head.  Ticket window systems/scanners not working, big blobs of people, getting in after 2+ innings.  What a [censored] that was!

    Blue Jays? What were you doing at a bird show Mable?

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