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6 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It is The MFC that has to improve itself

Unfortunately for everyone involved at the MFC (even the fairweather members), this have proven to be all too hard on too many occasions.

 
9 hours ago, Jack Russell said:

Complete nonsense PJ was on the front page re Jolimont Board/exec will deliver just has it has done with list mgt yes and Coaching Roos succession plan Goodwin top 4 one year drop off and we all dive for the bottom led by you well played btw have you asked the board or gone to an AGM and asked the question or do you just make this stuff up?

Jolimont plan was niave, ill thought and should of been dismissed as soon as it was proposed. It showed how out of touch the Club is with its own historical neighborhood.

11 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Unfortunately for everyone involved at the MFC (even the fairweather members), this have proven to be all too hard on too many occasions.

Yes i know. But this time, we simply have to or we won’t survive

Cash will be very tight for 2-3 years

 
11 hours ago, Half forward flank said:

Jolimont plan was niave, ill thought and should of been dismissed as soon as it was proposed. It showed how out of touch the Club is with its own historical neighborhood.

I reckon Jolimont could still happen, just need to not be weak and dominate the pesky neighbourhood with teargas and riot shields. Remind the neighbourhood that it's tenants can relocate elsewhere if they want their dog to be able to take a [censored] in the park.

1 hour ago, chookrat said:

I reckon Jolimont could still happen, just need to not be weak and dominate the pesky neighbourhood with teargas and riot shields. Remind the neighbourhood that it's tenants can relocate elsewhere if they want their dog to be able to take a [censored] in the park.

Send the dogs off-leash to Yarra Park, Jolimont.


16 hours ago, chookrat said:

I reckon Jolimont could still happen, just need to not be weak and dominate the pesky neighbourhood with teargas and riot shields. Remind the neighbourhood that it's tenants can relocate elsewhere if they want their dog to be able to take a [censored] in the park.

Wow.

  • 3 weeks later...

Just got an e-mail about this:

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Club hoping to raise $5 million to avoid being an AFL Assisted Club.

Can make a donation or buy a special Guernsey for $250.

Demons Proud To Belong Guernsey

Club wants to Raise $5mill

Win games, wherever and against anyone and you have a chance to raise that money ? 

Play like last year....Not a chance. 

 
2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Club wants to Raise $5mill

Win games, wherever and against anyone and you have a chance to raise that money ? 

Play like last year....Not a chance. 

It really is the secret to everything.

2 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Just got an e-mail about this:

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Club hoping to raise $5 million to avoid being an AFL Assisted Club.

Can make a donation or buy a special Guernsey for $250.

Demons Proud To Belong Guernsey

The Flame Demon returns!   Is this the first time the Demon has officially made it onto any merchandise (other than the kiddy mascots)  since 2007??


26 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

The Flame Demon returns!   Is this the first time the Demon has officially made it onto any merchandise (other than the kiddy mascots)  since 2007??

I think so RN. Reminds me how good It is compared to some of our efforts over the interim.

 

45 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think so RN. Reminds me how good It is compared to some of our efforts over the interim.

 

Yes a void unfilled imo OD.  Uncannily it's disappearance coinciding with all the rot that followed on and off the field

26 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Yes a void unfilled imo OD.  Uncannily it's disappearance coinciding with all the rot that followed on and off the field

Blazers?

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Blazers?

I 'was' enjoying the current match OD.  Thanks!

here's an idea, for every loss the players 'donate' 10% of their match fees, if they lose 2 in a row it becomes 20%, 3 & 30% etc.

i suspect that would fix our lapses in performance pronto.


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