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Anyone but Geelong. That smug [censored] Dangerfield holding up the cup will just about do it for me.

Thank god I'm leaving the country on GF eve. I'll be getting drunk on $2 cocktails in Thailand instead of watching the game. 

 
2 hours ago, dieter said:

Greene shouldn't have been playing in the first place. He's a mental midget...

But he was so remorseful last week apparently and this was cited as a reason for a fine versus suspension! So remorseful he does a similar thing last night and it was no accidental contact. Yes he seems to be a slow learner. 

2 hours ago, dieter said:

Greene shouldn't have been playing in the first place. He's a mental midget...

Should not have been playing says it all.

Really gotta question it!

Edited by picket fence

 
57 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Should not have been playing says it all.

Really gotta question it!

You give latent thugs like Greene - I still shudder at his boots in the face antics - an inch and they'll take over the neighbourhood. Michael Christian has a lot to answer for.

22 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

Wow i've seen some interesting assumptions and imaginings on D'land over the years DP but i have have to congratulate you on this one.   It's right out there with the best!

 

21 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You must be on new Medication dp. I would have the dosage adjusted first thing Monday morning :)

Thanks  blokes .Would like it if my prediction is proven but like all demon supporters wouldn't put money on it


Nowhere else to put this but watched a bit of the VFL game today, Williamstown v EFC.

Nick Meese was amazing, absolutely controlled the game from the ruck.

It was a master class in ruck craft.

He's put together a great VFL cv...I guess height & shape have gone against him with AFL scouts.

Would make a great ruck coach, works the angles well, has ruck craft in spades.

 

Edited by rjay

I am more gobsmacked by the Greene apologists. 

On 9/15/2019 at 5:05 PM, Jaded said:

 Thank god I'm leaving the country on GF eve. I'll be getting drunk on $2 cocktails in Thailand instead of watching the game. 

Some of the blokes round here seem to like Thailand just abit too much.

 

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29 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Some of the blokes round here seem to like Thailand just abit too much.

"getting drunk" on "$2 cocktails" is your big clue

Yeah right.

 


6 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Yeah right.

 

I think you missed the subtlety of @Mazer Rackhampost.  Have a look at Jaded's profile, then re read your first post...

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

7 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

I think you missed the subtlety of @Mazer Rackhampost.  Have a look at Jaded's profile...

Lol ...... Great shopping. ?

Edited by Fork 'em

Hawkins' appeal failed.  Suspension stands.  Will miss prelim.  ?

Scott must be ready to combust!! ?

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

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