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Least Successful Club in 40 Years

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Wow, just in case all of us were living in a bubble. No need for him to play it safe, could’ve stated the last 50 years. 

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    It's definitely between us and the Saints. Their Grand Final record clearly trumps ours.

    I feel we've performed better overall during seasons in terms of ladder position but could be wrong. Anyone got stats for that?

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    This is why we need to be absolutely ruthless and desperate to get what is to me is our very first flag.

    We have bathed in the bathwater of not-quite-right teams so much in the last 50 years. My hatred of other clubs will be uncloaked in 2019. 

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    Ruthless effort and control of games ... we are going to get there!

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    Gold Coast, then GWS, then Freo

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    We know the stats and the disastrous years. We are moving on into a new era and l am excited to be a part of it.

    Jump on board Plough.

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    We got 10 in 25 years... but Plow won't talk about that, will he?

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    He was asked a question and gave the only answer possible.

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    In other news the sky is still blue.

    Take 2010 out of the equation and we easily win this one. Still would be a hollow victory.

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