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1 minute ago, old dee said:

The Hail Mary plan?

You'd think Demons wiser than to invoke God for help !!!

 
1 hour ago, The Stigga said:

We average 56 inside 50s a game and 10 goals per game.

So that's one goal per 6 entries... remarkable...

 

 

That's because every bloody forward has been traded to allow for the 'development' of VFL players

9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

You'd think Demons wiser than to invoke God for help !!!

Demons and Wise seldom go together bb

 
3 hours ago, TGR said:

McDonald's 2018 was all class, and class is permanent as Clive Lloyd once said.

I first heard Bill Shankly say it.


4 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

playing t mac as a defender was a concession of defeat from the get go

he and weed as our primary forwards must be proceeded with

I agree...just needs a gameplan that actually suits scoring.. Its not them...it's it !!! lol

3 hours ago, Tony Tea said:

I first heard Bill Shankly say it.

Who is he?

12 minutes ago, TGR said:

Who is he?

Manage of Liverpool in the 60s and 70s.

 

I can't see Melbourne improving under Goodwin. The bad news is coaches don't get fired anymore, it is too expensive. I can only see us winning 3-4 games this year. Goodwin is a crap gameday coach. We have a coach who speaks well in the media but has the team going backward and we are stuck with it.

2 minutes ago, Deehumanizing said:

I can't see Melbourne improving under Goodwin. The bad news is coaches don't get fired anymore, it is too expensive. I can only see us winning 3-4 games this year. Goodwin is a crap gameday coach. We have a coach who speaks well in the media but has the team going backward and we are stuck with it.

Do you need razor blades ?


45 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

Do you need razor blades ?

No the people who signed him for 4 years do. I am just making a prediction. How many games do you think we can realistically win? 

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