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2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Clearly Demonland needs a facetious/sarcastic font. We probably also need one for irony, another for political correctness and another for objecting to political correctness. Just in case. 

That is the greatest load of bollocks I have ever seen on Demonland.

Yes, it could work.

 
1 hour ago, ManDee said:

That is the greatest load of bollocks I have ever seen on Demonland.

Yes, it could work.

Unless you're colour blind.

I think that Roswell made the USA think it was the Guardian of Mankind......

 

Kenty did the right thing by his family, no need to berate the man. He saw the writing on the wall after this past season. 3 years on better coin with a guaranteed spot, compared to a gig at casey, you would have to have rocks in your head not to take it.

On 2/3/2019 at 8:37 AM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

P.S. any chance of a change of screen name to "Bring-Back-Kent" ?

A bit of symmetry there with Dean also heading off to the Saints!

Well played with the symmetry! But quite frankly Kent's not in the same postcode as Powell was as an AFL footballer.

A damn shame he only played 3 seasons with us (2000-2002) with one of them wiped out through injury.


1 hour ago, Kumamoto_Ken said:

Unless you're colour blind.

Can't read bold italic Ken? :laugh:

Edited by ManDee

7 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Clearly Demonland needs a facetious/sarcastic font. We probably also need one for irony, another for political correctness and another for objecting to political correctness. Just in case. 

Could we also get one for poor umpiring posts.

 
9 hours ago, Win4theAges said:

Kenty did the right thing by his family, no need to berate the man. He saw the writing on the wall after this past season. 3 years on better coin with a guaranteed spot, compared to a gig at casey, you would have to have rocks in your head not to take it.

Agreed. Whilst he would have been on decient coin with us (I'm guessing somewhere in the range of $150K - $300K), one year of that isn't going to go that far and set you up for life past footy with other career options to walk straight into.  It's hardly like he left chasing  $1M per season like some.

14 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Agreed. Whilst he would have been on decient coin with us (I'm guessing somewhere in the range of $150K - $300K), one year of that isn't going to go that far and set you up for life past footy with other career options to walk straight into.  It's hardly like he left chasing  $1M per season like some.

Exactly.


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