Jesse Hogan vs Will Hoskin Elliot. 

Who will be the last man standing?

How many times do you think they'll mention this in the lead up as during the game? 

Who cares...they won't.

It's a non sequitur

TBH they'll probably both kick multiple goals. WHE and JH are both flying right now.

Please. Will Hoskin-Elliott’s name doesn’t belong in the same sentence as Jesse Hogan. If he wins this “competition” then it wasn’t worth winning anyway. (If Hogan wins it’s just further proof that he is a superstar, hehe.)

Is Hoskin-Elliott actually Cale Morton? 

Edited June 3, 20187 yr by Ethan Tremblay

Part of the inane babble that is Channel 7 commentary, especially BT. They will drool all over it when either touches the ball, in between comments about how Dunn and Howe were reinvented as defenders by Buckley ...

As long as Hogan is injury free and playing well and helping to win games for our great club then that is all l care for.

Hoskin - Elliott, who?   Please spare me!

Weird that they're mumbling about this anomaly when there's a football fan's wet dream of matchups coming up. I count about 12 direct matchups that could swing the match... the biggest being Gawn vs Grundy. This has come together beautifully for the AFL world to make us the centrepiece.

If we had Jake the Snake we'd demolish the pies. It'll be interesting to see how we set up w/o Jakey boy.

8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is Hoskin-Elliott actually Cale Morton? 

He is.   Without the pea heart. I actually like him

11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Who cares...they won't.

It's a non sequitur

Love that point of view.