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1 hour ago, binman said:

It might be a better storyline. As far as a nemisis goes steve is more dr evil than dr no

You only start out as nemeses.

After initial tensions over Omac and backline deficiencies, the two of you unite against an unknown common enemy. Eventually, the villain reveals himself to be Nasher, who has hidden himself behind a veil of reasonableness and rationality for years in order to gain the trust of unsuspecting demonlanders.

Sexual shenanigans ensue, as is required by internet fanfic regulations.

In the climax (lol), you confront the now unmasked Nasher, who monologues about how frustrating administering this site is, and how we'd all be better off if he just controlled everyone's thoughts with his WMM (Weapon of Mass Moderation). You and STMJ convince him that he needs to give freedom a chance, and he changes his mind.

Then you all strip down for the obligatory fanfic orgy.

BBO observes from outsite, critiquing each of your performances, secretly seething that he wasn't invited.

Fin

 

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3 minutes ago, binman said:

That's all well and good. But where does Prodee fit in?

I would be banned if I posted about the exact ways in which Prodee 'fits' into the sequel.

However, I can say that he is... well taken care of ;)

 

edit: that's a winky face but doesn't look very winky.

I'm winking

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14 hours ago, Choke said:

You only start out as nemeses.

After initial tensions over Omac and backline deficiencies, the two of you unite against an unknown common enemy. Eventually, the villain reveals himself to be Nasher, who has hidden himself behind a veil of reasonableness and rationality for years in order to gain the trust of unsuspecting demonlanders.

Sexual shenanigans ensue, as is required by internet fanfic regulations.

In the climax (lol), you confront the now unmasked Nasher, who monologues about how frustrating administering this site is, and how we'd all be better off if he just controlled everyone's thoughts with his WMM (Weapon of Mass Moderation). You and STMJ convince him that he needs to give freedom a chance, and he changes his mind.

Then you all strip down for the obligatory fanfic orgy.

BBO observes from outsite, critiquing each of your performances, secretly seething that he wasn't invited.

Fin

 

Do we get to learn the identity of the Riddler? I suspect Nasher is somehow in on it.

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6 hours ago, Skuit said:

Do we get to learn the identity of the Riddler? I suspect Nasher is somehow in on it.

He might have to be in a prequel or something.

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http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2017-09-13/end-of-season-to-drive-preseason-misson

Misson said pre-season training wasn’t about reinventing the wheel – rather than simply honing in on the basics.

“It’s not going to be a quantum leap in too many things. I know [coach] Simon [Goodwin] is really keen to keep focusing on fundamental skills – our kicking, handballing, tackling and shape work,” he said.

“[We] really want to nail our fundamentals, because we felt towards the end of the season we gave the ball back too much. That was one of the reasons why we were working so hard, because our turnovers were pretty high.

I find this a positive comment, and an awareness of the core issues that often plagued us this year. I often wonder how much AFL coaches really train fundamentals, rather than assume the players are already there. If we can get a 10% improvement in our kicking and tackling, then we will see an outsized outcome in performance.

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