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GAMEDAY - Round 22

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Why the [censored] did they just cut our song off?

Edited by Scythe

 
Just now, Demonised said:

Dribbling awful blue smoke. Horrible stuff.

I'm still coughing. Should be reported to the EPA.

"Melbourne's finals chances hinge on today," says Dwayne Russell to introduce us to the day's coverage. Incidentally, Dwayne spent all day during the Gold Coast game patiently explaining that 9th was the best we could hope for this season.

 

Their flamethrowers were pretty awesome, though.


Now there are fireworks - for Gods sake!

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Very few bars open at the ground compared to a Melbourne home game. Calton members must be tea drinkers...

Acid drinkers

So the nerves have set in... Come on Dees!!

 
5 minutes ago, Chook said:

"Melbourne's finals chances hinge on today," says Dwayne Russell to introduce us to the day's coverage. Incidentally, Dwayne spent all day during the Gold Coast game patiently explaining that 9th was the best we could hope for this season.

He didn't did he? I mean I shouldn't be surprised but still.

10 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Actually it's the Beatles song, strong against violence but going to hit next person who sings it

Don't like that song? How about this one?

 


1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He didn't did he? I mean I shouldn't be surprised but still.

I never lie about the incompetence of Dwayne Russell. I simply have no need to.

Blue's match day tune, theme from 'Requiem for a Dream', irony lost on them?

Feeling a MASSIVE game from Hogan today. Dees by 8...

 

Goals ;)

Go Demons, Hogan to kick 7


Jack Watts' kicking is so good. Too bad he kicked to someone whose kicking is a little more iffy.

 

…And Vanders kicks a behind.


1 minute ago, Chook said:

Jack Watts' kicking is so good. Too bad he kicked to someone whose kicking is a little more iffy.

 

…And Vanders kicks a behind.

But he makes amends with a crumbing goal just a minute later. Even he can't miss 'em from the goal square.

Vanders kicks our first.

 

Weak as mitchie


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