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The Ruby Demons - an LGBTQI Melbourne Supporter Group

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

welcome to the freak show, ruby demons. you'll find there isn't much "normal" here :)

but you'll have to learn how to ski............and enjoy bananas...........and joust with stuie

Oh, and the other thing you will need to do as newbies is read the "the no t$ no b$ thread" from start to finish

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    On 11/08/2016 at 9:00 PM, daisycutter said:

    Oh, and the other thing you will need to do as newbies is read the "the no t$ no b$ thread" from start to finish

    Don't do that.

    Welcome to Demonland!

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    On ‎8‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 6:18 PM, Biffen said:

     At Christmas I see my cousins' kid,who came out last year or so,and is a Demons fan.

    He has always been more intelligent and articulate than the other children,so we thought he might avoid football  ,but my Aunty(79 year old long time Demon) ,who is his Grandmother ,has got him attending fairly regularly,as she did when I was young.

    I don"t generally like sitting with intelligent and articulate people at the football ,which is why I go with BBO ,who tries to write comprehensible sentences on here occasionally.

    So maybe he would enjoy sitting with the Rubys.

    BBO and I will happily join the group but I must warn BBO claims to be pansexual,ployamourous,i bi-inquisitive, and whatever else may enhance his prospects.Which is all good but he is extremely unattractive and has ongoing hygiene and fungus issues.

    Perhaps I would make a worthy patron for the group?

    (As long it doesn't involve any financial contribution of course)

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Perhaps I make a worthy patron for the group?

    (As long it doesn't involve any financial contribution of course)

    i don't believe you are included in any of the letters of the world's worst acronym (WWA), bbo. maybe you could petition them to add another letter which describes your particular flavour of sexuality. we could even have a competition here to discuss the most appropriate letter. 

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    13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i don't believe you are included in any of the letters of the world's worst acronym (WWA), bbo. maybe you could petition them to add another letter which describes your particular flavour of sexuality. we could even have a competition here to discuss the most appropriate letter. 

    These days it would have to French dc.

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    Welcome Ruby great initiative. Go Dees.

     

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    One of my best mates is a proud ruby demon. I will let him know this supporter group exists.

    Great work!

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    On 11/08/2016 at 9:00 PM, daisycutter said:

    Oh, and the other thing you will need to do as newbies is read the "the no t$ no b$ thread" from start to finish

    I've never opened that thread. 

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    Just now, ProDee said:

    I've never opened that thread. 

    thanks for sharing that pro, but you're not a ruby demon(?) nor a newbie either :lol:

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    1 minute ago, ProDee said:

    I've never opened that thread. 

    That's like drinking non-alcoholic Scotch.

    Virtuous but ultimately embarrassing and unsophisticated.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    thanks for sharing that pro, but you're not a ruby demon(?) nor a newbie either :lol:

    Affirmative (on both counts).

    There aren't enough letters for my liking. 

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    5 hours ago, ProDee said:

    I've never opened that thread. 

    Sure. Just like you've never 'enjoyed your own company'

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    9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Sure. Just like you've never 'enjoyed your own company'

    Not sure what you mean.

    But no, I've never opened that thread.

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