GAMEDAY - Round 16

[faultydet 7,594]

9 minutes ago, doc roet said:

Quick-- Misses refusing to hand over her Ipad.What can I offer?

 

Grow a pair.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Just now, special robert said:

Ok My Newstart comes in this fortnight tomorrow and I could spare $12.50 ....Ok?

Certainly special ........ it's the thought that counts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

FMD!!

[special robert 438]

Oh good....does this mean I can come in the Merc?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Anyway it's about time for my old drinking mate Stuie to weigh in about derailing threads!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 minute ago, special robert said:

Oh good....does this mean I can come in the Merc?

You maybe able to travel in the Merc special!

[faultydet 7,594]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway it's about time for my old drinking mate Stuie to weigh in about derailing threads!

He probably wouldn't need to if you didn't bait him so often

[special robert 438]

Well...only half the fun but ok.....Go Dees....off to the Olympic Hotel to see the boys!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 minute ago, special robert said:

Well...only half the fun but ok.....Go Dees....off to the Olympic Hotel to see the boys!

[censored] me!! That used to be one tough pub! I got a hiding there about 40 years ago for refusing to buy a ticket in the raffle!

[pineapple dee 2,892]

8 hours ago, Jaded said:

Is it too early to open the bottle of red I got on standby for tonight?

Am anything but confident. 

Is this a rhetorical question or a ridiculous question?? 

Hide the car keys and the shotgun and have a second bottle of wine ready for the second half. 

Enjoy ( both the game and the wine) 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

4 minutes ago, faultydet said:

He probably wouldn't need to if you didn't bait him so often

You're behind the times faulty!! Stu and I are mates. In fact Stu will be taking me to Bible Class tomorrow morning.

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell her she will get a jolly good flogging if she doesn't hand it over!

That's your answer to everything Bitter!

[faultydet 7,594]

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

You're behind the times faulty!! Stu and I are mates. In fact Stu will be taking me to Bible Class tomorrow morning.

Is talking about him incessantly considered by the law to be a breach of restraining order?

 

[FireInTheBennelly 4,072]

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me!! That used to be one tough pub! I got a hiding there about 40 years ago for refusing to buy a ticket in the raffle!

Tight arse!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Just now, Colin B. Flaubert said:

That's your answer to everything Bitter!

So???

[Samael 560]

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me!! That used to be one tough pub! I got a hiding there about 40 years ago for refusing to buy a ticket in the raffle!

Mate of mine got his throat slashed and the only reason he did not die wass because he was absolutely pisharted and so his blood pressure was low. Nasty place in the 60s and 70s. 

[Guest]

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

So???

Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.

Then again, my argument is based on the assumption that the floggings don't work. Do they?

[Deemented Are Go! 3,677]

No pressure 

[Guest]

 BTW, BBO where is Biffen? (Some serious alliteration in that question). Is he on another holiday from here?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Just now, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.

Then again, my argument is based on the assumption that the floggings don't work. Do they?

Well Col it's all a matter of perspective - ie whether you're the flogger or the flogee!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 minute ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

 BTW, BBO where is Biffen? (Some serious alliteration in that question). Is he on another holiday from here?

I believe he is snowed in at his meth lab in the ( ......) hills.

Either that or he is deceased.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

7 minutes ago, Samael said:

Mate of mine got his throat slashed and the only reason he did not die wass because he was absolutely pisharted and so his blood pressure was low. Nasty place in the 60s and 70s. 

It wasn't the ideal place for a pleasant family dinner.

Dunno if it's any better these days.

[DemonOX 8,779]

YAY Derm is on the fox coverage. 

FMD its gunna be a long night. !

Edited July 9, 2016 by DemonOX

[Samael 560]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It wasn't the ideal place for a pleasant family dinner.

Dunno if it's any better these days.

Pokie joint. Probably not but has a fancy (carpet on the floor instead of saw dust real cutley instead of pies in a bad and chiko rolls) eating area and a kids playground.

        

[sydneydee 687]

Really need to get a quick start and break another hoodoo tonight. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Anyway game time boys (and girls)!!

Notice doc roet has gone  - must have taken my advice!!