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    I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women.

    Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it.

    I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women.

    Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it.

    I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

    Hopefully you didn't scar the poor lass for life with a mental image she won't be able to shake. Although the way you describe her reaction, it sounds like that is exactly what happened.

    Good to hear that you are promoting Demonland, though.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women.

    Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it.

    I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

    Next time, (I don't doubt there will be another) please video tape that conversation.

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    On 8/11/2016 at 9:35 PM, leave it to deever said:

    Any chance of a line of Rodney Grinter balls?

    I.e basket, soccer, tennis etc.

    they're not big enough !!! :rolleyes:

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    Any chance of a demonland badge that I can add to my duffle?

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    Hey guys, off topic I know, but wasn't sure where else to ask. Does anybody know if the cheer squad have a specific supplier for the big head cutouts or do they make them.? Would love to organise a big Maxy for my daughters wall. Thanks

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    15 minutes ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

    Hey guys, off topic I know, but wasn't sure where else to ask. Does anybody know if the cheer squad have a specific supplier for the big head cutouts or do they make them.? Would love to organise a big Maxy for my daughters wall. Thanks

    I’m sure the cheersquad will be more helpful but I used the below site to order a few Bruce McAvaney big head cut outs a couple of years ago to place randomly around a friends house. 

    https://www.lifesizecutouts.com.au/custom-big-head-cutout.html

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I’m sure the cheersquad will be more helpful but I used the below site to order a few Bruce McAvaney big head cut outs a couple of years ago to place randomly around a friends house. 

    Hahaha, as you do. 

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    26 minutes ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

    Hey guys, off topic I know, but wasn't sure where else to ask. Does anybody know if the cheer squad have a specific supplier for the big head cutouts or do they make them.? Would love to organise a big Maxy for my daughters wall. Thanks

    Or you could ask The Dee Army on Twitter (https://twitter.com/deearmy) or on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/demonarmy/).

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    On 5/14/2016 at 6:14 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women.

    Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it.

    I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

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