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Brownlow Red Carpet

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Just caught a "glimpse" of the forthcoming gala event which is sure to pulverise the senses and heighten the emotions and I have 3 questions.

1 Is Gabbi Grecko still hanging around with Geoff Edelsten?

2 How does he get an invite??

2 What is the story with her er outfit??

Hnmm interesting!!

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    Is that animal or human on the good doctor's arm? I suspect it's actually BBOs daughter....

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    Yes she is dreadfully cheap and tawdry.

    Can somebody please post a picture .

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    Jack Grimes is batting way way above his average. ..

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    Jack Grimes is batting way way above his average. ..

    There was once a certain prestige in being captain of Melbourne.

    She must be a believer.

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    Unwatchable slop.

    How dare you talk about BBOs daughter like that Tony! Instant apology.

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    Is Mrs T.Hird wearing black?

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    She should be wearing a paper bag.

    Two actually.

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    There you go Biff.

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    She looked ten times hotter in tracky dax in NYC.

    WHat a waste of time putting all those sparkles on her face BEFORE the big night.

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    She looked ten times hotter in tracky dax in NYC.

    WHat a waste of time putting all those sparkles on her face BEFORE the big night.

    The good doctor needs those to find her, his eyesight is poor since the face pull.

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    Pickett, Biffen and Moonshadow making cheap sexist comments.

    Can Demonland descend any further?

    Does a brown Bear?

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    Pickett, Biffen and Moonshadow making cheap sexist comments.

    Can Demonland descend any further?

    Yes, because you've just arrived!

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    I'm always respectful of the fairer sex.

    There's nothing fair about it when you're involved.

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    Pickett, Biffen and Moonshadow making cheap sexist comments.

    Can Demonland descend any further?

    Your avatar is one "hot lookin beach"

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    I have not got a telly due to my neighbour borrowing it for a quick transaction.

    What I need to know before the Herald comes out is...

    Who's Ho has he best Cleave?

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    Your avatar is one "hot lookin beach"

    Is that Ms Grecko?

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    I wonder if the good Doctor has examined those baubles?

    Why not,

    he paid a lot of other peoples money for the rights.

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