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GOODBYE MITCH CLARK

The Song Formerly Known As
in Melbourne Demons

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740 people reading now...

Imagine if it was still on the main board

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G'day guys. Good to be back again. And good to see some old familiar faces.

I'm back to [censored] about [censored] Clark, like everyone else. Sickens me that this kind of crap cam happen in an apparently serious league.

PS, don't bother going on any of the demons fan pages. Lots of children there living in clown kookoo land.

Welcome back Dappa!

I always back in the player in situations like this and it never works out so it's time to change it up.

He's gone!
 

G'day guys. Good to be back again. And good to see some old familiar faces.

I'm back to [censored] about [censored] Clark, like everyone else. Sickens me that this kind of crap cam happen in an apparently serious league.

PS, don't bother going on any of the facebook demons fan pages. Lots of children there living in clown kookoo land.

Look what the proverbial cat dragged in!


This is like a reunion of all the sad souls still holding on to hope that one day we won't get screwed.

I'm gonna crawl back under my desk with that wine bottle now...

I wish they would cut to the chase. Who cares about the finals. I want to know what's happening with MC.
 

Paul Roos rambles like an 80 year old. I do not rate him at all in his media performances. I'm sure he knows what he's talking about, but I sure don't.


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Paul Roos rambles like an 80 year old. I do not rate him at all in his media performances. I'm sure he knows what he's talking about, but I sure don't.

You need to have reached enlightenment i believe. Having a wife who is a yoga/meditating guru helps.

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His manager saying Mitch did us a 'massive favor' by removing himself from the list and in turn giving us a list spot

Haha jeez the gall! He does know there is such a thing as a long term injury list.

Paul Roos rambles like an 80 year old. I do not rate him at all in his media performances. I'm sure he knows what he's talking about, but I sure don't.

Really? relative to other couches, he is a really good speaker. I think the exact opposite.

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And if you're a guest who supports another club and you're interested in what eight years of unmitigated failure and humiliation does to the human psyche, why not visit our "The No T$ No B$ Thread" to find out what it's all about?

I went there once, never been the same.


And if you're a guest who supports another club and you're interested in what eight years of unmitigated failure and humiliation does to the human psyche, why not visit our "The No T$ No B$ Thread" to find out what it's all about?

hope they can afford the price of bananas

And if you're a guest who supports another club and you're interested in what eight years of unmitigated failure and humiliation does to the human psyche, why not visit our "The No T$ No B$ Thread" to find out what it's all about?

Bananas? :):)

So far the only thing Melbourne related thats been talked about is Roos has spoken to Simon Goodwin

Wow! Here's a blast from the past. Welcome back mate. Your post seems to be missing a few hundred lines? ;)

From memory you were worried about what happened to Dappa Dan as he seemingly disappeared off the face of the planet!

If any of the guests are Barrett, you are a floggggggggg, f[censored]k oooooooffffffffff.


G'day i'm song,

Have we met?

lol...

Wow! Here's a blast from the past. Welcome back mate. Your post seems to be missing a few hundred lines? ;)

PM me, I'll regale you with the many chapters of the adventures of dappa.

Welcome back Dappa!

Cheers mate!

Look what the proverbial cat dragged in!

I think he's gonna be a Hawk, not a cat, isn't he?

This is like a reunion of all the sad souls still holding on to hope that one day we won't get screwed.

I'm gonna crawl back under my desk with that wine bottle now...

Good to see you too. lol

From memory you were worried about what happened to Dappa Dan as he seemingly disappeared off the face of the planet!

Jeez, Clint. Get a new Avatar.

 

Really? relative to other couches, he is a really good speaker. I think the exact opposite.

I think Sydney have...look I'm not saying...relative to the other coaches, maybe...I mean you have to look at all the senior coaches' media performances, but at the end of the day being succinct is very helpful, and not changing your thought mid-sentence is, probably, if you look at it closely, the most important factor in whether you like or don't like the media performances of a coach.


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