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Queens Birthday game

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When the Queen steps off her Royal throne, & a King steps up, what happens then to the Q/Birthday holiday & our fixture?

I'd like to see us get Friday the 13th kNightgames, in the future.

when was bonny prince charlie born?

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When the Queen steps off her Royal throne, & a King steps up, what happens then to the Q/Birthday holiday & our fixture?

I'd like to see us get Friday the 13th kNightgames, in the future.

when was bonny prince charlie born?

Charles the 1, got the axe Charles the 2 invited invasion from Will of Dutchland - can Chuckee 3 provide deliverance to Demons?

charles is the product of a long line of inbreeding

not so different to the dees of recent years

 
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charles is the product of a long line of inbreeding

not so different to the dees of recent years

is he about 50 Yrs DC... he may be our peril.

The Queen's actual birthday is April 21, can't see any reason the date of the public holiday will change. It'll just be the King's birthday weekend. Charlie's birthday in Nov 14, we don't need another holiday so close to Melbourne cup day.


charles is the product of a long line of inbreeding

not so different to the dees of recent years

Perhaps we can be distanced from the presumption of skiing holidays.

I, for one, have never been challenged by the notion of our socio economic or moral superiority to the rest of the competition's supporters.

In fact there is a Jesus like devotion and sacrifice that denotes our support for this club - certainly crucification comes to mind (ascension not discussed).

In my fantasy of the future, like some middle class version of joffa, on approaching a victory I will don a Top Hat (with horns), tails and eye glass and celebrate our superiority (at last) - a little off topic I agree but its been a long lunch!

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The Queen's actual birthday is April 21, can't see any reason the date of the public holiday will change. It'll just be the King's birthday weekend. Charlie's birthday in Nov 14, we don't need another holiday so close to Melbourne cup day.

is that right, she's on april 21.

Nov 14 doesn't work, like charlie.

Friday the 13th in footy season, sounds good to moi.

 

I know I've been accused of taking threads off topic, but this thread really has no topic to speak of. Whats next? Shall we start one about how quickly the grass grows at the G?

Strewth!

How fast does it grow?

I know I've been accused of taking threads off topic, but this thread really has no topic to speak of. Whats next? Shall we start one about how quickly the grass grows at the G?

Yeah, yeah, I know..... "Then don't open it!".

Strewth!


Queen's birthday is celebrated in relation to the birthday of the monarch at the time of the foundation of the state - cos ol Victoria herself was on the throne for an epic amount of time it crosses multiple states of Australia.

Once we finally grow up and become a republic I nominate calling it Demons Day!

The Queen's actual birthday is April 21, can't see any reason the date of the public holiday will change. It'll just be the King's birthday weekend. Charlie's birthday in Nov 14, we don't need another holiday so close to Melbourne cup day.

Nail. Head. Close thread.

charles is the product of a long line of inbreeding

not so different to the dees of recent years

Or residents of Borewood.

I know I've been accused of taking threads off topic, but this thread really has no topic to speak of. Whats next? Shall we start one about how quickly the grass grows at the G?

Yeah, yeah, I know..... "Then don't open it!".

Strewth!

Negative as usual Moonie.


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