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GAME DAY

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Well that was 2 minutes of [censored] umpiring

 

Spencer outmarking Sandilands? Dumb.

Edited by america de cali

 

Terlich was on Ballantyne before

FFS, Dunn kicks it straight to Sandilands from a point. I don't understand why our players are so dumb


After 8 min one inside fifty only because Freo moved the ball backwards.

After 8 min one inside fifty only because Freo moved the ball backwards.

That, statistically, doesn't count as an inside 50.
 

I just want the season to end. The legacy of the last Board and CEO must be completely fumigated from this club.

More than half our list are not AFL standard.


We haven't registered an inside 50 yet.

This is like a python versus a rabbit.

I just want the season to end. The legacy of the last Board and CEO must be completely fumigated from this club.

More than half our list are not AFL standard.

We get it, the Board and CEO sucked.

Now to the game the umpires suck and the team sucks.

[censored] umpiring continues

We get it, the Board and CEO sucked.

Now to the game the umpires suck and the team sucks.

and the reason the team sucks is...

Is this avalanche of frees against because of the media making a big deal of the tag on Ablett last week?

clear throw from freo not penalised


5 inside 50's kicking with a 5 goal breeze

what a team of retards

 

Yes but you don't need to mention it 100 times per day.

the commentators seem to think they do every week

Yes but you don't need to mention it 100 times per day.

sadly i do because some people on here still rate our list of lazy pea hearts.

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