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Jack Watts - More Discussion (for those who haven't had enough)

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The least worthy panelist from a footy perspective I can remember.

So what is he on for ?

Why you even feel the need to post that is beyond me.

Why you even feel the need to post that is beyond me.

Have you any idea of the wrath that will now descend upon you?

 

Why you even feel the need to post that is beyond me.

Ah yes, fresh meat, yet to be touched by the wrath of BH. Go get him big russian!

Ah yes, fresh meat, yet to be touched by the wrath of BH. Go get him big russian!

BH is a w$nk@r who tries to pretend he is some sort of intellectual and yet forgets that these boys are actually OUR players! So let's support them.


So what is he on for ?

Maybe, just like you, he enjoys the sounds of his own voice?

BH is a w$nk@r who tries to pretend he is some sort of intellectual and yet forgets that these boys are actually OUR players! So let's support them.

Oh [censored]

this will be more excellent promotion for the club. Here's my checklist

-general discussion on what a rabble the MFC is

-thinly veiled suggestions that Watts is still not very good/soft

-accusations he is leaving us for a better club

oh I can't wait to tune in to see Newman throw all that at him while everyone laughs at us

 

BH is a w$nk@r who tries to pretend he is some sort of intellectual and yet forgets that these boys are actually OUR players! So let's support them.

* Pulls up deck chair, popcorn and beer* carry on.

Haven't watched the show for years. Sam's opening comments made me sick. I won't be watching Jack Watts. This is serious rubbish and I cannot subject what remains of my IQ to it.


He wants out no doubt

He wants out no doubt

what did he say?

Not promising at all.


Sounds like he wants out.

Oh well, time to go hard and nail a good trade that benefits us.

I have a lot of time for Jack, and honestly I wouldn't blame him for leaving, but my god he sounds like a stuck up precious princess.

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He will way up ALL options

I feel very flat right now.


Asked if he wants to stay at Melbourne, he paused, shrugged his shoulders and said something along the lines of, that's what I need to decide.

Hey Jackie Boy [censored] off after that performance Just go away you weak Pr##k

Why would any team want someone like him

Get a kick before you play the card J I wil come back and bite you \What a serial self centred boy

Even the panel and Garry Lyon were embarrassed Geesus Jack Grow up!

 

Gone.

V disappointing. May as well take the number 4 off the jumpers now. Another kick in the teeth for dees supporters.

Bye Bye jack dont let the door hit you on the way out.

Biggest softkok to ever pull on a jumper in AFL history.


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