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GAME DAY

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Abletts limp now officially the second best played in the AFL.

 

Drop Byrnes. He has kicked us to a probable loss.

Byrnes is a joke , cant kick for nuts.
 

Cya later Shannon. You're a waste of time.

How can they get space without any rotations off the bench? Doesn't make sense. No player accountability.

They don't have the urgency to win.


Thanks no10 4 points to date.

Maybe we shouldn't have given him Mortons old number.

When he is gone next season we should retire no10

1.5 words cannot describe how angry I am at this little turd
 

They aren't working hard enough to win. They don't want it. Smells like the Brisbane game. Winnable, but not enough drive to win.

Abletts limp now officially the second best played in the AFL.

Gold!


Flash the toilet paper... Cleaning up the mess

4 to go. We are a chance, if I had an account if get on us with their injuries.!

Take note Byrnes - you kick it between the 2 middle posts!

Good tackle by Davies created the turnover which lead to the Davey goal


That Davey goal was hilarious. Tappy, Byrnes and Kent all down played it aware of the fact that none of them are certain starters each week and they can't afford to make Aaron look good.

It would be funny if it wasn't 2/3rds of our pathetic forward line.

We really need Clark or Dawes!

We would have 5 more goals

Kicking to 1 on 2 or 3 contests... FFS

should of won this game!! With out players out.. Well smash them next year!

Here's a tactical move: Replace Davis up forward with ANYONE.

Garland, McDonald, Watts, just anyone.


Watts is our best player and should be a centre half forward, if he had ben we would have won this game.

Wasted in the backline, especially when we are struggling to kick accurately

Can Byrnes actually see?

Oh great - just checked the other game and the filth are going to win.

 

F#%K off Byrnes!!! and neeld have this dud 2 years

Deplorable!!!!!!!


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