Absolutely [censored] weak. I usually find a positive. But the football being played by Melbourne is unintelligent, uninspiring and worst of all, just sad.

These umps are shocking.

that's because we have got bannister umpiring

One inside fifty is insipid.

Why the hell did Gawn have to play-on from that free kick?

9 touches to both TMac and Sylvia. Toumpas had 6

New inside 50 record on the cards?

Two inside 50s is absolutely taking the [censored].

New inside 50 record on the cards?

yeah when you have our midfield you set these sorts of records

captain kickless Trengove playing like he doesnt give a [censored]

makes me sick

Anyone who is for Neil Craig as coach should be watching this game closely..... dropping a loose man back in the first quarter is admitting defeat. Looks like we are playing Neeld football so far.

Forget priority picks, the only way Melbourne are going to be competitive is if the afl supplies an extra footy. Whilst north are playing keeping a off we can have a game between ourselves. That said we will still spend it picking the ball out of the empty grandstand and it rolling past us with half arzed efforts!

Love watching Craig go off his nut at quarter time.

Craig giving them a proper bake. Rightly so. That was appalling.

also Trengove is pure garbage

You don't have to tell me mate, absolute spud & liability to the team.

lol one on one, first entry and there's a North player in ACRES of space.

Anyone who is for Neil Craig as coach should be watching this game closely..... dropping a loose man back in the first quarter is admitting defeat. Looks like we are playing Neeld football so far.

How dare you blame him! He can't help the lazy approach and mindless skill errors. He gave them a huge serve at the huddle, if they don't come out harder now they may as well pull a Murray Newman, heap there bags and go home.

The club will not survive this garbage much longer.

The players do not want to learn.

They like the cash, but will not work for it.

The AFL have a huge task in resurrecting this sick mess.

Viney just kicked the ball forward. Tapscott v slow

Dumb, lazy and unfit.

This is the first game under Craig that's been truly Neeld-like.

Watts is competing and having a dip, more than anyone in our midfield

Inside 50s 21-2. There are no words.

What a bunch of B grade duds we have on our list.

The lack of acceleration and explosiveness from Melbourne players is frightening.

you really feel for the blokes who actually have a dip, should consider dropping trengove, not working hard enough

Watts is competing and having a dip, more than anyone in our midfield

Don't agree re Watts. Loping around with good skills but no intensity