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Peter Jackson - On The Couch Monday 29th July, 2013

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in Melbourne Demons

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It starts at 830. If Cowgirl From Hell would stop watching bull [censored] about the royals I will try and update what is said and if Roos scratches his nose, crosses his legs, coughs, laughs and any other body movements that could mean he has signed with us.

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    It starts at 830. If Cowgirl From Hell would stop watching bull [censored] about the royals I will try and update what is said and if Roos scratches his nose, crosses his legs, coughs, laughs and any other body movements that could mean he has signed with us.

    Updates would be great. I'm stuck at work waiting for a conference call to start. Could do work, but would rather read up to the minute updates on Roos' body language.

    If you give us royal baby updates I will cry.

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    Updates would be great. I'm stuck at work waiting for a conference call to start. Could do work, but would rather read up to the minute updates on Roos' body language.

    If you give us royal baby updates I will cry.

    Just an update: The royal baby is crying.

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    ROOS HAS SIGNED ON!!!!

    Kidding.

    Can either Jackson or Roos please out us out of our misery tonight.

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    Paul Roos is yet to mention Sydney, something is wrong.

    his analysis of the hawthorn game comes down to they were very good but not as good as Sydney.
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    Result was awful, but not surprising.

    Highly emotional roller coaster has taken its toll. The let down came, and it is symbolic of the club - we are a footy club, but not professional.

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    Keep the updates coming mate!

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    "Melbourne Football Club hasn't understood what it takes to be a strong, ruthless professional team."

    I feel so much happier now that we have PJ on side.

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    Roos says players accept it. Jackson didn't disagree, where almost is good enough.

    We are light years away from where Sydney are at in terms of culture.

    Development poor, lack of leadership in the locker room. Grimes and Trengove in those positions because that offer that.

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    No development and we haven't developed leadership because we got rid of the leadership.

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    Just an update: The royal baby is crying.

    Yer I think he wasn't happy with Buckingham Palace ... Poor kid hasn't got much going for him

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    "Its not over in terms of Roos"

    Paul was smiling.

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