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You Know What's Scary?

PartyTimeJohnny
in Melbourne Demons

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What has happenned to Steph Martin?

They gave him a few games and realised he was [censored], just like we always knew.

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    I'll tell you what's scary (and apologies for being off topic). G. Ablett has 27 possessions against Collingwood and it's only half time.

    How are we going to stop him at the Gabba in a few weeks time?

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    What's scary: thinking we were on the rebound after defeating reigning premier, Essendon mid-1966.

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    What's scary: thinking we were on the rebound after defeating reigning premier, Essendon mid-1966.

    Winner.

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    What's scary? The last year we played in a grand final, the following movies were released: Gladiator, Scary Movie (1) and mission impossible.

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    What's scary? The last year we played in a grand final, the following movies were released: Gladiator, Scary Movie (1) and mission impossible.

    Not to mention the classic, Chopper.

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    What's scary? The last year we played in a grand final, the following movies were released: Gladiator, Scary Movie (1) and mission impossible.

    Love gladiator, awesome movie!!

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    What's scary: thinking we were on the rebound after defeating reigning premier, Essendon mid-1966.

    Remember it well. We had lost the first six games and our golden era was behind us.

    Barrie Vagg kicked 5 goals and first gamer Ken Jungwirth got 3.

    Unfortunately, we were badly hit by injury that year. We had already lost boom recruit Ross Dillon to a season ending knee injury and we lost a few more during the game against the Bombers.

    We didn't win too many more games that year.

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    What's scary? The last year we played in a grand final, the following movies were released: Gladiator, Scary Movie (1) and mission impossible.

    You think that's scary? The last year we won a grand final was the year Goldfinger, My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, and Dr Strangelove were released.

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    I'll tell you what's scary (and apologies for being off topic). G. Ablett has 27 possessions against Collingwood and it's only half time.

    How are we going to stop him at the Gabba in a few weeks time?

    Confident he will not get a touch at the Gabba.

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