I dont mean to sound so negative but it looks like a VFA team playing an AFL team...chalk and cheese in terms of skill and decisions.

why....how ???

We would struggle in the VFL. This is truly a joke - bail in the forward 50 and sylvia's efforts tell the story. Strauss isnt up to it.

What can you say really..

Tapscotts demolishion jobs get me through these games.

coach killer...

Dunn doing good job on Judd....... so far

Nathan Jones i would love the media to give you some bloody credit!

Spread is awful. Just watching Jonesy and others going in for the hard ball, I notice how there is no one breaking or making any play. Use some initiative boys!

we simply dont... we dont KNOW how to play intuitive football...we dont understand how the ballwill move... we just stand flatfooted..all the bloody time. I dont get it.

Bring on Dean Kent or hand the keys back in - this is just embarrassing...

Losing my voice before quarter time.

I'm going to suggest we try an Ice Hockey approach:

A - Start punching and keep punching until they go down.

B - Try the Mighty Ducks Flying V and try and walk one in.

coach killer...

or killer coach ??

At least this mob have a red hot. Depressing but at lay they look as if they care Silvia could have had us in this.

how are so many Scums un-manned ?

we simply dont... we dont KNOW how to play intuitive football...we dont understand how the ballwill move... we just stand flatfooted..all the bloody time. I dont get it.

No spread, no second efforts, no pressure, poor decision making, unaccountable football, no shepparding, poor disposal. I think that about sums it up.

Jack Grimes injury #1547

im trying to keep positive at least sylvia just doubled our score single handedly

Hope Jaded is taking advantage of the free drinks !! lol

and above all slow and looking like they are asleep

Why bother winning the ball when we have NO ONE within 65 metres of goal....?!!!

we play a very 'scared' type of footy

Uncontested possessions:

CFC 50 MFC 26

We have no pressure and the zone is useless.

Sounds like we're woeful.

At least we're matching them in clearances and contested possessions. If that keeps up all day, that's at least something.

Obviously, an inability to pressure the ball carrier, coupled with our ridiculously poor skills, will lead to us losing most games.

Got to hell Brock McLean

Sounds like we're woeful.

At least we're matching them in clearances and contested possessions. If that keeps up all day, that's at least something.

Obviously, an inability to pressure the ball carrier, coupled with our ridiculously poor skills, will lead to us losing most games.

It's not about contested possessions it's about uncontested possessions.