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The Game to Beat the Blues

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We won't win, because we won't compete with their midfield.

With Clark out, we also don't have the one thing we need against Carlton, which is a strong forward line presence. Their backline is weak, and that would be the way to exploit them, with quick movement and long kicks to the 50.

Unfortunately, even with Clark, we will be dominated in the middle, and the ball will spend a lot of time in Carlton's forward half.

 

100% effort and we'll keep it under 10 goals. Drop off as we always do and it'll be another Neeld trainwreck.

100% effort and we'll keep it under 10 goals. Drop off as we always do and it'll be another Neeld trainwreck.

IF it is, hopefully he'll be a casualty


Dees can beat Carlton We must breakeven in the midfield Their backline is sus

maxy to kick 5 Howe 4 and mark of the day

Have 50$ at 15.5 go dees

100% effort and we'll keep it under 10 goals. Drop off as we always do and it'll be another Neeld trainwreck.

I understood that Mark was a bus traveller.

Looking for a big game from Jack Trengove, who unbelievably who hasn't played a good game since 2011.

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Ah Rose, you divine creature. You make everything seem okay.

A mate of mine pashed her outside their school at age 15.

He's not a good looking bloke. Rates it as the high point of his entire life.

Looking for a big game from Jack Trengove, who unbelievably who hasn't played a good game since 2011.

since Misson arrived?

body building?


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