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GAMEDAY - ROUND 5

Chook
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Oh poo. Watt's has a five o'clock shadow. Let's march down to AAMI Park and burn it to the ground to protest this travesty.

Not sure if it's the pie I had for lunch, but I've got a bad feeling in my stomach. Hopefully it's the pie.

Blease has no sun screen on today... Something is defiantly not right about today.
 

If we're within striking distance at half time and we come out after half time fully committed, we've got a chance.

But all our players need to have a fierce attack on the ball and win their own ball. It starts by playing in front of their man. Very simple and very basic but even the very best sides adhere to these non negotiable fundamentals.

Game plans don't work unless we've got the ball.

As I've said before, the thing that disappoints me is that we always miss out on the coaches that can work miracles, because a miracle is what we need.

I agree, we always seem to miss out on the miracle coaches, players and inspirational leaders (Jimmy aside). But it's likely there are underlying factors and it isn't in fact a miracle.


Could someone get them to hold the bounce a few minutes... my train from Sydney got delayed (damn this commuting to games every week).

Could someone get them to hold the bounce a few minutes... my train from Sydney got delayed (damn this commuting to games every week).

I hate PT...
 

Geez Jamar falls over a lot.


Geez Jamar falls over a lot.

Yep, never keeps his feet in the middle and it costs us a fair bit.

That Moloney guy always plays well against rubbish teams....


Gawn with the mark! Contested against Merrett then slots it! On the angle Mind you

GAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNYYY!!!

My man Mitch has some serious competition for my man crush these days...

Tommy Mac too short.

Tommy Mac too short.

Too loose. Was way behind his man then.


Free kick. Howe goal

Wow Jonno Brown is so slow

 

Too loose. Was way behind his man then.

Incorrect as usual. Merret was loose on Gawn. Mac was tight on Leuey.


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