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A NEW ten point plant

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1, mitch clark capt

2, trade gilles and rodan to geelong for rivers

3, publicy announce a clear coaching mandate

4, publicy announce a recruiting mandate

5,take losses for the enjoyment of seeing the future build

6,no more media bluff from neeld. admit mistakes and move on

7,start with a structured backline

8.tell garry lyon to support the club or mind his own business, no more 6 week cut and slash and run to the hills

9.president to preside, not publicise our faults

10. forward and onward

 
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you rang

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

 

1, mitch clark capt

2, trade gilles and rodan to geelong for rivers

3, publicy announce a clear coaching mandate

4, publicy announce a recruiting mandate

5,take losses for the enjoyment of seeing the future build

6,no more media bluff from neeld. admit mistakes and move on

7,start with a structured backline

8.tell garry lyon to support the club or mind his own business, no more 6 week cut and slash and run to the hills

9.president to preside, not publicise our faults

10. forward and onward

This makes sense!!!


A NEW ten point plant

So you are suggesting that the MFC turn away from footy and become botanists and perhaps compete in the world of competitive vegetable growing?
I like it! We'd be a shoe in for the biggest "spud" award. We'd have so many entries!

:):):)

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1, mitch clark capt

2, trade gilles and rodan to geelong for rivers

3, publicy announce a clear coaching mandate

4, publicy announce a recruiting mandate

5,take losses for the enjoyment of seeing the future build

6,no more media bluff from neeld. admit mistakes and move on

7,start with a structured backline

8.tell garry lyon to support the club or mind his own business, no more 6 week cut and slash and run to the hills

9.president to preside, not publicise our faults

10. forward and onward

what do you have against 9 point plans? pure planist decimist discrimination.

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1. Don't do any media. Talk directly to members, supporters and sponsors

2. With the assisstance of the AFL replace the CEO

3. Add 2 non MFC board members from successful sports clubs

4. Keep training hard and unite the playing group.

Remember folks, we're 1 win from turning this around

 

what do you have against 9 point plans? pure planist decimist discrimination.

What, you got something against 8 point plans or somefin?

What, you got something against 8 point plans or somefin?

when's the last time you saw an 8 point plan HT?

can't be against 'em if you've never see 'em. Now 9 point plans, they're very different


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8 point plants are all stinging netles, 9 points plants are cacti, simple really

what do you have against 9 point plans? pure planist decimist discrimination.

what do you have against 9 point plans? pure planist decimist discrimination.

I saw plan 9 from outer space and that was horrible

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you missed the point, a 10 point plant is a rose about to bloom for the first time

when's the last time you saw an 8 point plan HT?

can't be against 'em if you've never see 'em. Now 9 point plans, they're very different

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jake the push up king, led aplayer revolt at the tigers, everybody in the press admonished him and said he wasnt in the top ten players at the club and should keep his trap closed. 3 years later?????. do we have a player with balls to stand up to this under 17 coach

A NEW ten point plant

So you are suggesting that the MFC turn away from footy and become botanists and perhaps compete in the world of competitive vegetable growing?
I like it! We'd be a shoe in for the biggest "spud" award. We'd have so many entries!

:):):)


Too much 5 point plant

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ahh, a thorn is a 5 point plant and we havent had a thorn play for us in 41 years

Too much 5 point plant

Times like these seem to bring out all the crazies.

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noticed neil mitchell put his head up yesterday

Times like these seem to bring out all the crazies.

noticed neil mitchell put his head up yesterday

He puts his head up every day and isn't some anonymous on the internet with the worst 'plan' ever

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saw n.mitchell wearing carlton garb and spending time with micky.m wondering if he was trying to get him to dees or trying to get himself ingrained at blues. either way carlton are now 0 and 2 maybe there is aconnection with n.m

1. Don't do any media. Talk directly to members, supporters and sponsors

2. With the assisstance of the AFL replace the CEO

3. Add 2 non MFC board members from successful sports clubs

4. Keep training hard and unite the playing group.

Remember folks, we're 1 win from turning this around

How should the club talk directly to supporters if it doesn't use the media? Members and sponsors I can understand - the club has their contact info. But supporters?

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